GW1:
Liverpool 1 -2 Stoke City
Arsenal 3 - 0 Aston Villa
Norwich 2 - 0 Everton
Sunderland 3 - 1 Fulham
West Brom 1 - 2 Southampton
West Ham 3 - 0 Cardiff City
Swansea 3 - 1 Man Utd
Crystal Palace 1 - 1 Tottenham
Chelsea 4 - 0 Hull City
Man City 3 - 1 Newcastle
Chelsea 3 - 1 Aston Villa
Strømsgodset didn't even lose until the last five minutes when they (naturally) just pushed everything forward to try and get the winner they needed to advance. Backfired in their fucking face that, twats. Lost me £20
Didn't impress me at all playing Vålerenga tbh. Should've ran them over, yet Vålerenga were a bit unlucky to get the scoreline it ended with even though they were shit.