Kaizero

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Didn't impress me at all playing Vålerenga tbh. Should've ran them over, yet Vålerenga were a bit unlucky to get the scoreline it ended with even though they were shit.

Then why is he trying to get fluent in Jordy?! "@ReeceEmbery yeah i started a little bit but not fluent in Jordy yet ;-)"

Never really know with you though, Jack

Watch the entire game to get a lesson in horrid wing play.

Literally just kicked the ball without any aim or idea where it went, and Aspas managed to get to it due to good positioning and awareness.

A donkey could've assisted that goal. It did.

A donkey could've assisted that goal.

As I say that...

Gudmund Kongshavn (Vålerenga keeper) dominating against Iago Aspas

Downing struggling against Vålerenga

Not really, otherwise you'd actually just have LA and NY nick all the good players and it'd be a two team league for real.

Spanish makes everything sound so classy, man.

Didn't even know I missed Carroll, but watching this match fills me with sadness, not joy.

Watching the 5-1... The complete and utter joy the players had beating them knowing how much it mattered. The piles of players on Nolan.

Ketsbaia taking his thread being usurped nicely. Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man City 3rd-6th: Arsenal - Man Utd - Tottenham - Swansea Relegation: Stoke - Cardiff - Hull Overachievers: Norwich and Crystal Palace Underperformers: Man Utd finishing 4th or lower. Top Goal Scorer: Aguero Break Out Year: Altidore, Helenius and Zaha Season to Forget: Rooney PFA Player of the Year: Aguero PFA Young Player of the Year: Oscar Manager of the Year: Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Mark Hughes Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 9th Top Goalscorer?: Gomis if he signs, if not then Cisse. How will we do in the cup competitions?: 3rd round in LC, same in FA. How will we do in the derby games?: Win at home, draw away. Domestic Championship Promotion: Wigan, Watford and Leeds Championship Relegation: Barnsley, Doncaster and Millwall League One Promotion: Sheff Utd, Peterborough and Crawley. League One Relegation: Shrewsbury, Carlisle, Tranmere and Coventry. League Two Promotion: Bristol Rovers, Rochdale, Scunthorpe and AFC Wimbledon League Two Relegation: Portsmouth and Morecambe FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Man City Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Sheff Utd Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Münich Champions League winner: Bayern Münich Europa League winner: Wigan or Swansea World Player of the Year: Messi Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? - No. Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? - Yes. How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? - 13. Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? - No. How will Moyes do at Man United? - Finish 4th, keeps job. Will the new goal line technology be a success? - Should it be used, yes. Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? - Yes.

I'd not be opposed to a third Keegan reign under new ownership.

Could be worthy of its own thread if doing it properly in the sense of participants joining before it "starts" and potentially as madras says have so-so much to bet with within the league for a period until the next period, thus finding the best gambler through the profits made from the starting position?

Highest % return based on more than 15 bets or something? What about people who like accs more than singles? So many variables.

The poor, poor cunt "Alright Bafe, get on the edge of the six yard box and wait for this lad to head it back across the box.. 0% of the time it works every time." http://images.footballfancast.com/players/300px/newcastle/Mike-Williamson.jpg

How would there be a winner of the league though? Some bet more than others and so on. If it's just keeping track successful bets and/or total winnings that'd be easier to keep track of.