Kaizero

Pretty much what Cuba said tbh. Mix basically told the press upon his "official" joining of the US before the Gold Cup that the Norwegian national set-up was comperative to how facist and communist states used to do sports.

Many, many northerners have "escaped" south as well actually, mainly with work as the main reason but there are lots down here nonetheless. And in terms of stuff most people like to do in their 20s - eating, drinking, generally getting entertained in one way or another - there is simply lots more to do down here and you therefore don't find yourself in the same old places. Not slagging off Newcastle because I love it and will go back when we're settling down but London gets a lot of stick simply because it's London IMO. Capitol related anger tbh. It's prevalent in more countries. Norwegians not livining in Oslo hates Oslo, for no good reason really. Same goes with most Swedes I know regarding Stockholm as well. If you're not from there or have lived there you generelly grow up being told what a shit place it is filled with this and that and so on. Then you also get the "natives" of capitols hating everyone not living there for no good reason. Basically people in the city rhinking everyone not there are backwards cunts and everyone not in the city thinking everyone there are cunts.

Mix

Yeah, he mad. He mad.

McCarthy's much better, man. No need to be negative. Scottish doesn't count as home grown now? Ridiculous. It's not based on nationality its based on how long you spend at a club before your 21st Birthday. This doesn't count for clubs from a different association (aka jockland) Magnus Wolff Eikrem is a funny example of how retarded that rule can be. He's Norwegian, went to Man Utd when hewas 16 and upon his return to Norwegian football at 20 he couln't be counted as home grown as he'd not played three years in Norway between 16 and 21 regardless of having spent 16 years in Norway and being a citizen.

Real recognize real.

My balls are real So home boy please Don't tempt me Or I'll cross you over like the Great Clint Dempsey Three-ish years too early to make an MLS return for him now tbh.

The picture of Harper on the bench in the summer transfer tracker...

We've digressed because of my creativity and Luca's desire to re-sign Lovenkrands. a low bar for the definition of creativity. It's like when somebody gets kicked in the nuts in a movie. Hardly creative, but works for almost every occasion. http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2010/01/9fa1d9a74f.gif

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One of the names need to start with cunt.

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Dat bump

Did you just hashtag? He did, didn't he?

I love Quakes.

Rape is so annoying man, on one hand it's one of the worst things one can do to someone bar murder and shit, on the other hand it's so easy to blame people for it and potentially ruin a life in another way.

Same fucking page

I like International football, even the friendlies.

Elliot, man.

I've lots of time for Joey. Blatantly have massive anger issues, mind. But still.

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Motherfucker get the fuck out of here with this bullshit. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0l8u5r2bV1r1ibsxo2_500.gif

Alnwick and Elliot