Nobody on here has ever been a professional athlete.
Think of the top players, how many of them do you see like that? Henry? Shearer? Messi? Cronaldo? Van Persie?
Even Rooney and Ronaldinho who are both a little bit naughty don't seem to get themselves into that state. If I had a career that was going to last 15 years max and relied on me being physically fit you wouldn't catch me doing that s***, especially not in the middle of a season.
edit to add: If it was the first time it'd probably be funny but we've seen this over and over from him. He's just throwing his career away.
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