Kaizero

They wear black and white, good enough for me.

Is the colour on the lettering on the back of the third shirt gold?

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He's an example of not being fat but being big boned, imo.

Oldtype's mate.

Great. 2 years down the line it could be Carroll all over again. Carroll supports Newcastle. I think we will struggle if we are only targetting Newcastle fans Carrick and Skjelbred could be a decent midfield though. Skjelbred's running down his contract this season, not going to sign a new one with Rosenborg. Would fit our MO snatching him up for nowt. Not that I think we're in for him anymore, mind.

Massive FM fan/player apparently.

Some of his comments are starting to irk even me, and I'm a big fan of his.

Why trade a detestable club for an even more detestable one?

Fake.

Oldtype is sound, man. Try telling Felipao you think (any) Brazilian isn't good enough and you'll see who holds the "domestic player bias" crown.

Is that true? Most likely, but he'll probably get it back from Chelsea as a signing on bonus.

As much as I love Hughton, I really don't want Birmingham back up. Hopefully they'll get third and fail in the play-offs for a few seasons until he goes to a more likeable club.

Newcastle is the sixth most supported English club in most countries going by official fan club members IIRC. Beaten only by Man Utd, Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea and Spurs. "Not big outside the North East" my fucking arse.

Kara and Ujah are sexy, but neither would get a wp as far as I know. Elyounoussi isn't good enough and Henriksen is too young to know if he's good enough yet.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00375/Berbatov_375683a.jpg "Dimitar told me it was his dream to play for Newcastle United one day and wear the same shirt as Alan Shearer, who is my son's hero."

Rosenborg & Skjelbred

A bloke with warts, 7 eyes, a cleft lip, and Prince Charles ears could pull in liquid. Maybe if you knew what people who were born with that have to go through, you'd reconsider using it as part of a joke, dickhead. Quite ridiculous statements from these "holier than thou" people. It's annoying as it keeps the stigma concerning an illness that, granted, a long time ago could be classed as a massive deformation going on. Today, the wonders of modern medicine has made this condition little more than a scar and in some people a speech impediment of varying severity. People with it still needs tons of surgery and tons of hours put into working their talking to not sound bad. Naturally, as everything else, it can be made fun of in good humour. However, classing it as a condition of uglyness is scarcely funny even before you try to put it into a bad joke. There's no need to keep the stigma of a condition like this keep going on, and it's ever so annoying each time some fucker decides to use it as an example of deformation and uglyness as in today's society (bar perhaps some third world countries and the likes) it's to the outside world no more than a small scar after reaching your teens. (Unless you've not had surgery on your nose yet, if it was needed.)

A bloke with warts, 7 eyes, a cleft lip, and Prince Charles ears could pull in liquid. Maybe if you knew what people who were born with that have to go through, you'd reconsider using it as part of a joke, dickhead.

I like how the Morrisey call > getting to know his gf is pregnant.

INSOMNIA

Never gets old.