Kaizero

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00375/Berbatov_375683a.jpg "Dimitar told me it was his dream to play for Newcastle United one day and wear the same shirt as Alan Shearer, who is my son's hero."

Rosenborg & Skjelbred

A bloke with warts, 7 eyes, a cleft lip, and Prince Charles ears could pull in liquid. Maybe if you knew what people who were born with that have to go through, you'd reconsider using it as part of a joke, dickhead. Quite ridiculous statements from these "holier than thou" people. It's annoying as it keeps the stigma concerning an illness that, granted, a long time ago could be classed as a massive deformation going on. Today, the wonders of modern medicine has made this condition little more than a scar and in some people a speech impediment of varying severity. People with it still needs tons of surgery and tons of hours put into working their talking to not sound bad. Naturally, as everything else, it can be made fun of in good humour. However, classing it as a condition of uglyness is scarcely funny even before you try to put it into a bad joke. There's no need to keep the stigma of a condition like this keep going on, and it's ever so annoying each time some fucker decides to use it as an example of deformation and uglyness as in today's society (bar perhaps some third world countries and the likes) it's to the outside world no more than a small scar after reaching your teens. (Unless you've not had surgery on your nose yet, if it was needed.)

A bloke with warts, 7 eyes, a cleft lip, and Prince Charles ears could pull in liquid. Maybe if you knew what people who were born with that have to go through, you'd reconsider using it as part of a joke, dickhead.

I like how the Morrisey call > getting to know his gf is pregnant.

INSOMNIA

Never gets old.

I see you managed to spot that yourself then.

It's absolutely nothing. They're just selling ticks for their home games, date and KO time to be announced it says.

Golfmag is the only ITK I'll ever trust on here tbh.

:lol:

Not Kasper.

Brazilianbob doesn't have the greatest thread track record of late.

Y IS WE DUN HAVE THEM? I IZ MAKE THREAD WE BUY YES YES.

Stealing that.

03:45... The shake of the head says so much more than the words. So true

So what's he saying on SSN then?

No doubt but still: OptaJoe Opta Sports 0 - Newcastle United won none of the eight Premier League games that Kevin Nolan missed in 2010-11. Howay.

I don't mind Nolan going as much as I mind this potentially being the start of a major squad overhaul when we're barely settled back in the Prem again.

Nolan trending worldwide on Twitter.

It'll have been one of: Andy, Jonny Hall, Beren, Baron von Fat, catmag, PM, Wullie, indi, BlufPurdi, midds, Dave, 80 or Rich.

13 pages in a day?

Oh his eyes, his eyes, make the stars look like they're not shining. His hair, hir hair, falls perfectly without him trying. He's so beautiful, and I tell him every day. When I see his face, there's not a thing that I would change. 'Cause he's amasing just the way he is. And when he smiles, the whole world stops and stares for awhile. 'Cause he's amazing just the way he is.