Kaizero

Yeah but he has been s**** the last 2 seasons. ffs Sidenote, his contract is out this season so if there was ever a time... Have we been linked yet by the way? It's not really a transfer window without the link.

I dreamt we were attacked by aliens from outer space and I was the only one that could save the earth.

Too late. That's exactly what I put my money on.

I wanted to get the Nigeria shirt until I remembered just how gash that green colour is. Might get their away kit.

It was terrible, i was expecting more from you. Like fuck you did, you hate me.

You say after two minutes. Nobody have even had time to see it yet, be it a shit gag or not.

Imagine if Pardew had Twitter... AlanTenInches: "Watching @TimGoldmemberKrul play, that guy is so shit. He will never be a pro footballer." Josenufc3: "@AlanTenInches he so ugly! jajajajajajaja! like dog!" AlanTenInches: "@Josenufc3 Who are you calling ugly? Me? That's not what your fiancé said." Josenufc3: "me no play tomoro, me injured... in me heart!"

http://9001chan.org/9001/159/pedo-bear.jpg "Oh yeah Ramsey, kick that ball. Oh yeahhhh."

World would be boring without the djmattis'.

Now, if they took Smith and gave us Bothroyd in return, that's a deal I could accept. Even if Bothroyd may or may not be a decent player, he's still a better player than Smith by default as he at the very least knows how to kick a ball and not a player.

Going to pay £1million for him , he'll get around £20K a week , he's scoring goals in the championship for fun , I just have one of those feelings were he could be a good player in the premier league . I never ever felt that about Besty and have so far been proven right. By his two Prem apps and three goals? Not saying he's a Prem quality player, mind.

No, Mike is. No wonder he drowned. Okay I'll stop now. :lol:

No, Mike is.

Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans, this'll be the last package I'll ever send your ass. It's been six minutes and still no word - I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters; I wrote the adresses on 'em perfect. So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it. I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway. Hey Jay, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning. Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call. I hope you know I ripped ALL of your pictures off the wall. I love you Jay, we could abeen together, think about it. You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it. And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it! I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me! See Jay; {*screaming*} Shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk! Hey Jay, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk. But I didn't slit her throath, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you. 'cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too. Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now. Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?

Dear Jay, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance. I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans. If you didn't want to talk to me outside the stadium, you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew. That's my little brother man, he's only six years old, we waited in the blistering cold for you, four hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fucking idol. He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do. I ain't mad though, I just don't like being lied to. Remember when we met in Cardiff - you daid if I'd write you you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way, I never knew my father neither; he used to alwayc cheat on my mom and beat her. I can relate to what you're doing on the pitch, so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and watch you play, cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed. I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest. Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds, it's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me. See everything you do is real, and I respect you 'cos you do it. My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7. But she don't know you like I know you Jay, no one does. She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up. You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Kaiz -- P.S. We should be together too.

Dear Jay, I wrote but you still ain't callin'. I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom. I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em, there probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'. Sometimes I scribbes addresses too sloppy when I hot 'em, but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriends pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father. I'ma name her Bonnie. I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry. I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him. I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan. I even saw that underground shit you did at Wham. I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man, I like the shit you did at Coventry too, that shit was phat. Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat, tryly yous, your biggest fan, this is Kaiz.

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What consistency is the shit, though? That has a lot to say. I think I'd prefer it to be a firm shit from a diet with a lot of whole corn rather than a wet morning after shit with a yellow tint.

Bothroyd instead, eh? Yay. Hopefully not. You seem to believe the players get better the further we go down the list. They don't.

I love lamp.

mattis

I dunno why but i pictured you smiling like Randy as you said that to your wife http://images.wikia.com/southpark/images/d/d6/Randy_Marsh.png