Kaizero

Since when has Wayne Bridge cared about being first-choice? He did with his girlfriend.

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You were a shocked as I was to see his name on the vidiprinter then Aye Seems to have been a few transfers I had no idea had taken place, Fryatt to Hull etc. Officially unveiled today. It was a transfer for family reasons rather than footballing reasons, mind, as he turned down a contract offer from Rosenborg to bugger off and live with his wife and kids in London.

Scored with his left foot against Norway. He knows, but it's nice to remind Kaizero. FUCK YOU NORWAY! We won that match.

He'll fail miserably. He really should melt back into a decent coaching role and forget all about being a manager ever again. Did he shag your mam or something? When Crumpy came out of the womb, he looked up at his mum and told her that she wasn't good enough.

Spotted at their game yesterday apparently.

I don't know, but it's entertaining so I've made some popcorn.

Don't. That's the type of challenge Bentley will accept! http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/3118/motivator08313f31179429.jpg Did you just make that? Maybe...

Don't. That's the type of challenge Bentley will accept! http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/3118/motivator08313f31179429.jpg

Steffen Iversen to Crystal Palace.

Wouldn't turn my nose up to a loan with an option to buy. But I'd not sign him permanently without any knowledge if he'll end up being Owen MkII for us.

So basically do whatever the fuck you want.

No thanks as I'd wank my cock off at the sight of Becks in a Newcastle shirt. And I need my cock, I quite like having one.

I'm about to ruin my good pants.

These two last matches have been well shit for my nephew's christmas mood. He'd been wearing his toon top all xmas, handled the Man City loss, but lost it during this and started fucking crying when Bale scored.

I'd have found it funny regardless if it was KI or Sporky74 starting the thread. That said, it's well sad I fell for it as easy as I did. I almost didn't even consider it could be a wind-up, it's just something Cashley would be capable of doing.

Thinking about it, given the lenght of time before he gets back to full training, is it illogical to think he's in town to discuss his future at the club? Or am I clutching too hard on my optimism coloured straws?

Jose:"http://plixi.com/p/65779824 But im i littebit happy because we see ben arfa again on san james park" (I know it'sin the Twitter thread, but it needs to be in Barfa's thread as well )

Can't wait to watch this in HD on my telly.

Roar Strand

Roomie with Carroll innit, bad influence.

He only just recently returned to full training. I'm fairly certain that's what they're talking about here, as Barfa's already back to doing some "training".

4th? We're ganna win the league , like! Don't be ridiculous, lads. 2nd. I'm not settling for fucking qualifying stages of the CL Only 4th needs to qualify these days.

Any better sources? http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11860_6606655,00.html Posting in the right thread was more important than finding a good source. FM-tastic tbh. "Give board ultimatum." "....fuck...."