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Scholes have apparently clattered Rooney in training today and now Roo's injured.

While on the subject of Kinnear, Solbakken (Copenhagen manager and Wimbledon player 97-98) was asked at the CL press conferece at Camp Nou today if he'd "learnt anything from his time in England", to which he replied: "There were no tactics at Wimbledon, so no."

Returning home from a drunken stupor, I once thought I bet (all that was on my betting account at the time, thank fuck it wasn't more) £150 on two Brazilian matches thinking "that's safe". Only to wake up the following morning realizing I'd bet on five different matches and on all the underdogs. Needless to say, I no longer have a shortcut to my betting site. I hate Brazilian matches with a passion.

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http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/4994/ameobilike.jpg All problems solved.

CLUJ IN THE FUCKING ARSE FUCK MAN WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE A BEATING AND BE DONE WITH IT YOU CUNTS

Roma can fuck the fuck off into fuck.

Yeah, I'm still not convinced by him though seeing his pre-Austin history. Any rumours on who Portland have in mind for their designated spot yet?

I have no faith in Eddie Johnson and I can't help but feel he's been brought in on the belief that because he's English, he must know how to play soccer. He'd fallen to League Two level with Chester City before he got the Austin Aztex lifeline.

Interesting. Will watch. Hoping, though knowing just how unlikely it is, that they have a designated player ready to be announced.

I actually think it would.

Nolan: I think this will work out fine. Who knows, I might even make you a better human being. Carroll: Not if I can make you a worse human being first. ... No? Still not laughing about that?

At least he wasn't sentenced to be someone's butler.

be funny if they didn't and he just turned up on nolans doorstep The sitcom plot thickens.

Carew. Said he thinks he's done at Villa but wants to stay in England.

Betting on shit I know nothing about seems productive. Malmo/Tromso double tomorrow. Tromsø have nothing to play for with the second spot pretty much out of reach and the third place pretty much secured. Molde are still trying to get safe for real and will fight tooth and nail for those points and have 3-1-0 since Uwe Rösler took over. That said I do still think they'll win at home, just it's not certain whatsoever.

As cubaricho mentioned in another thread, if it would happen that Hodgson and Hughton were let go around the same time, would people want Hodgson in? I'm curious as to what people think of this scenario.

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE LIKE

MESSI

Nowhere near Barton He isn't.

Love how a Stabæk player have been placed to comment on the Haugesund - Stabæk match in the Norwegian TV2 studio. Even the co-commentators are going "at least try to be somewhat unbiased."

I would.

Don't worry, we're not laughing at you. It's just automated translations tend to end up rather amusing at times. You're cool, man.

"I put this team in my accumulator and now I need them to win for me to win, don't ask me why."

Jose, Ben Arfa, Tiote, Colo, Ranger, Krul, Barton out of the ones in or around the first team.