Kaizero

This.

Good game today Towelie. You fought well until we scored and then you just seemed to give up. Sincerely hope you make it into the Europa League, though. Need more Scando teams in the continental competitions to improve our players/attractiveness/leagues.

tbf I thought it was quite funny because of some of the reactions on here.

Original text: "Seriously pissed, why can't anything be simple? It's frustrating waiting around for jack shit. Do I want to go to Hoffenheim? No! Do I want to go to Werder Bremen? No! Do I want to go to Newcastle? Yes! Then stop fucking around Levy!" ...56 translations later we get: "True, why. Germany has cut my dog? Werder Bremen have lost Yes, I want you, oh, look!?"

IIRC there was something written about him talking to Habib Beye or something.

52 seconds, you jinx yourself quicky.

CELTIC

Just realized that if Celtic manage to get a winner I don't lose anything tonight. Come on you Scottish cunts! Come on!

I fucking hate Fenerbache, turkish cunts tbh.

What the fuck is going on with Fenerbache? Getting knocked out by fucking Young Boys. Young Boys ffs. http://www.banaan.org/~haas/images/alig_westside.jpg

Some friendly gentleman named Cleo has kept things going. I have the same one you have on, only Rosenborg and Fenerbache -1.

As I said that Copenhagen throw away their 2-0 lead.

Get in Partizan. Thought my accums were doomed there.

Similar to Ole Gunnar Solskjær in style. Typical poacher, good at getting others into play. But faster and stronger and has a better left foot according to Ole himself.

Same to you mate, though I hope you don't get it.

Kevin looks to be eyeing the trophy up for his tea. "Please God, tell me this thing is made out of chocolate...." How come now Williamson involvement? Did he pick up a knock at the weekend, surely better than Perch? Didn't travel with a large squad, so the ones not getting a game today will probably be involved against Rangers.

Lets hope we are one of them, would be a nice addition for sure if he can keep up this good play. But, alot of clubs might think that Not that we're in for him in any way, but Vålerenga have said they'll let Moa Abdellaoue leave for £800k-ish as his contract is expiring. Would be a bargain tbh.

Mickey Mouse trophy, U-15s. Come back when you win the Teresa Herrera. Only then will you know true accomplishment for your footballing career.

It's the bloody Teresa Herrera, man! That cup is fucking massive! MASSIVE!

Yeah, I'm quite impressed going by this match. We really do lack a clinical finisher, though. It worries me.

Deportivo forum have only 6 pages.

Cheers. You should stick around tbh, you seem quite a canny poster.

Now nobody can say we've never won a massive trophy.

What Dave said.