Kaizero

I hear Annan is signing for us, have you counted that one yet madras?

I still think as soon as we start losing the team spirit will disappear completely, winning games is what kept it going last season. Getting in sufficient caliber of player is far more important, every club probably has some right cunts in amongst the squad. I'd hasten to bet that some of ours aren't exactly great to get along with behind closed doors. I think the fact that he's a trouble maker is blown out of proportion aswell, he's probably no worse than what we've got. It won't be as bad as 08/09, though. Those players thought they were better than how the club preformed, these players know it'll be an uphill battle to stay in the division, and anyone signing surely wouldn't be stupid enough to think they were signing for a club who'd fight in the top part of the PL this season.

I'm still gonna do a review of tomorrow's games, but won't reccomend any accs as that would fuck you all over.

I'm not betting anymore. Fuck this shit.

It all depends. Vålerenga are chasing Rosenborg and anything but a win will see them potentially slip out of the title race. Aalesund have preformed above expectations, but have 1-1-2 in their four latest games and are starting to look like the side they are on paper. Vålerenga are 4-0-0 and also starting to look like the side they are on paper. Anything can happen though, I'm on a shit roll betting wise the past week and a half.

£30 on Vålerenga @ 2.30

I still think the Champions League should really just be the league winners (and perhaps main cup winners) of all European nations. Obviously the smaller nation champions would need to go through qualifiers to make sure it's just 32 teams in it. Shame it won't happen since no big teams = no big money.

Watching Galaxy - Earthquakes, commentator going: "Looks like that San Jose player have taken his trip to Hollywood a bit too seriously, this isn't an audition" after a dive.

He's only 22, would fit our age regime. The price however, would not.

Everyone with a bit of sense 95% of the world's population.

http://www.nufcfans.co.uk/2010/07/insider-newcastle-tracking-skjelbred.html <-- That, THAT, is the source? Seems to have started from this dude ( ), a regular Kaizero in the rumour department he is.

A few people? Random people who have nothing to do with sport whatsoever, or? As much as I'd cum if he signed for us, I really don't see us going after another midfielder now.

What does that text speak mean ? Too long; didn't read.

I'm guessing you haven't seen us play this season We're fucking shit, and it was even worse in these two legs. Mind, we did play excellent against Malmö, one of the top teams, in the first league game after the WC, and with a new manager. Reckon it's at least 60-40 in your advantage. Not sure if you go straight into Europa League or if you have to qualify. Haven't been keeping up with Allsvenskan this season, no. And our main problem is that we're very toothless in front of goal, we've been huffing and puffing in almost all our recent games but still only get one or two in. Though, much of it could be down to Rade Prica being out with an injury as the attack is very dependent, too dependent on his presence up front. He's back now though, which was very noticable against Linfield. Also, with Skjelbred actually looking like himself after the return of Nils Arne Eggen as manager, the link-up play is fan-fucking tastic. I see the main issue being Morten Moldskred being absolute cack up front alongside Prica, though, and the attack will suffer until the day Eggen decides to drop Moldskred for Olsen and push Iversen up alongside Prica. The goals have came on request whenever that formation have been played, it bugs me to no end that they won't stick with it seeing how successful it's been when used. (Not that the names should mean anything to you, I just wanted to rant. ) Though all that don't matter when the ball won't go into the net regardless. This is the best time so far this season for you to play us with our best players just returning from injury. I think you'll edge it at home and the decisive match will be at Lerkendal where it will all depend on if Prica is fit or not.

Just signed a new four year contract with the MLS and the MLS have said they have no intention of letting him leave, not even on a loan.

"Women's football? I dunno what you're talking about. It's not women and it's definetly not football." - Ivar Hoff

I've learnt my lesson, it's all pseudonyms from now on, man!

tbf to Hughton, Zoo is a good read on the toilet. I get Zoo shipped to Norway just to read it on the can.

I've already sent quite a few e-mails asking various players to sign for my made-up Uzbek premier team, Cuntytwaturz United. I'm posing as the manager, Massiv Pussi, and offering them £50k a week.

At least Annan was believable, man. They're amateurs! Amateurs!

It's on Towelie, it's so on. Was too close to comfort getting through, mind. If this is how Rosenborg'll play in Europe I'm really nervous. I'm right in thinking that whoever lose at this stage will get into the EL qualifiers, or?

Only to sell Cole on to fund a move for Messi, though.

I don't get everyone's deal with gold trim, in my book it's just another colour. Is it because some clubs make gold shirts for when they win something? Or does people just not like gold?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3062125/Spurs-lead-Toon-in-race-for-Raul.html#ixzz0uGgCKBaj At least the transfer story I made up was somewhat believable. The press are so fucking shit these days, man!

£50 on Dodgers to beat the Giants. Dodgers have 1 win in 6, Giants have 5 wins in 6. It belongs to the story I managed to click the wrong team and not notice before it was too late, mind.