Kaizero

Much more enjoyable than the WC though. Mainly due to there not being vuvuzelas, not so much the match itself.

£5 on Paraguay £5 on Paraguay to go through. Just 'cause it was really no good potential returns betting on Spain.

Ouch. Nearly included them to win but with a few of their players (well I know of one, that was enough ) at the World Cup, I decided against it. Obviously they did but it would have shredded my nerves. It was blatantly just 'cause I bet on them -1 didn't come in tbh. I mean, they went 1-0 up around the 85th minute, and the opponents go all out attack leading to Rosenborg being clear through with two of their players against the keeper without any Sandefjord players around, and then the fucker decides "Hey, I'm just gonna try to do circle turn around the keeper rather than slotting it into the practically open goal, lolz."

What do you have for tomorrow? I'll do the usual write-up after this match.

£80 on Rosenborg -1

Of course I am looking forward to the new season, we're back in the Prem and will be great watching us on TV every week again. Hopefully will have the time to sneak in a few trips to Newcastle this season as well as I was sad to not have the time for coming over during the Fizzy Pop season. I'm not looking forward to us getting beat all the time, though.

I want Paraguay to win it now so Larissa Riquelme runs naked.

Depends on if you placed the bet on Argentina to win, or Argentina to go through. If the first, it needs to be within the ninety. If the latter, it's anyway possible.

This.

http://d.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/sp/empics/4999096

"I'm happy at Fulham and I have just signed a long contract with the club, and that's where I am at the moment. But I'm expecting to have a chat with Roy Hodgson next week." - Brede Hangeland to TV Vest.

Page 98 lacks some http://www.kitbag.com/stores/kitbag/artwork/english/banners/football/newcastle-top-banner.jpg action.

Don't forget Smitty's slippers.

If it wasn't for the badge, the sponsor and the location of the Puma logo, it'd not be all that bad. Combining those things, though, it's one of, if not the, worst NUFC home shirts I've seen in my lifetime.

LA Galaxy

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What the fuck is it with this commentator? He's got the broadest Canada accent ever and go "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLLLLLLL" like the latin Americans. It's surreal, man.

Shows exactly why The Sun is shit.

Listening to Montreal Impact vs. Vancouver Whitecaps. The Canadian accent on the commentators are making this a very, very, amusing experience.

Brede Hangeland as good as ready for being announced as his first signing minutes after Hodgson's officially announced, apparently.

Replay on my PC disagrees. Maybe im going insane then? Starting to doubt myself here, even though im almost certain that they mentioned it on TV, with replay and all. Sure it isn't just the video quality and lack of start/pause skills on your behalf that makes you think otherwise? He was off. Villa's left foot is offside. He looks offside to me, but by inches so I'll chalk it to the "in case of doubt benefit the attacking team" provision. Hardly a shambles to give that goal. Was offside by a split second, seriously doubt any linesman could've seen that.

Spain has Adidas, so that's the reason there's not a single Spanish player in the pitch in that ad. Thanks Adidas Not to mention that the Spain players cameo in that ad is looking upset at the "Just Roo It" newspaper.

£130 down the drain. Fucking thank you fucking USO Cup. Burn in fucking hell. Tempting odds with MLS teams pitted against shit part time teams, easy fucking money. Yeah right. Cunts the lot of them.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? Now the Rochester Raging Fucking Rhinos have equalized against Columbus Crew with ten minutes to go? Fucking fuckhead fucks.

Fucking hell. I'm hurting over here. How does a fucking MLS team not beat the fucking worst team of the US third fucking tier full of fucking part time fucktwats fuckers? Fucking hell, man. Fuck.