Kaizero

It will no doubt end up like playground football, just kick the ball up as far as you can and let the moochers fight over who gets to score. Awful idea. On the other hand, the "sin bin" is not such an awful idea.

Have you closed up your ass yet? The Smudger is waiting. It saddens me that this sort of question ranks above the forum awards, my dearest Tom. Damn right it ranks above it. Now have you closed it up yet?

Have you closed up your ass yet? The Smudger is waiting.

Let's stitch that up then.

Slip, score and break leg would be ideal. To be honest, England >>> Owen. For ENGLAND's sake I want Owen to score. Miss and someone like Lampard or whoever bags the rebound. You'd not want anyone to score for them, man. Spain will be there.

Ribery -> http://www.welt.de/multimedia/archive/1232451060000/00736/Ribery_und_Lahm_DW__736803g.jpg <- Lahm.

It's that time a year again, the time for us all to laugh and complain about how incredibly ugly some of the new home/away/third shirts for other teams are. Some WC kits to start us off: http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/nike-world-cup-2010-kits-7.jpg http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/nike-world-cup-2010-kits-3.jpg Bayern Münich: http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/bayern-munich-10-11-adidas-110th-anniversary-kit-5.jpg

Speaking of avatars, what's yours all about? Christmas, obviously.

How many times has a gag in the sense of "He's rich enough to get himself a pair of tickets and go watch if he wants." been done in this thread?

I blame Shepherd rather than Owen for that ginormous wage he was on. Who in their right mind would turn that sort of money down? That said, I still think he's a useless cunt.

I was, and I'm over it. You're Female. Which is even more impressive, as they bear grudges for fucking ages.

Your my hero. Oh, aye. Thanks! I iz nat ghetting dis wat iz ap?

:lol:

It's obviously the face of one of the transformers.

I'd rather play them, two derbies > no derbies.

woop woop

Enrique's still out injured mate. I know I was cracking a shite joke here as usual, but is the complete lack of questioning of this team proof that nobody actually reads each others teams on these threads? Given the amount of posts all "YOU HAVE HIM THEREZ? NO WAIII, CHANGE THAT FOR THIS GUY TBH?!?!!!" in these threads I think people read them, your joke just wasn't that good.

What the fuck, Roma? What the fuck?!

One serious: Liverpool Roma -1 Marseille HT Valencia -1 £30 returns £327 And two less serious: Liverpool -1 Roma -1 Fulham Valencia -1 £15 returns £851 Liverpool -1 Roma -1 Fulham Everton Valencia -1 Fenerbache £7 returns £2469

I'd take Bent off Sunderland should we pass eachother in the league elevator tbh.

There are always players in lower leagues who can cut it in the big leagues, and better we take a chance at team and see if they can or not, than someone else doing it and them becoming world beaters. That said, I'd not pay silly money for them.

Could be white shorts time I reckon.