Kaizero

'cause they can't manage to design a good football shirt. And oh, they're cunts.

Hear hear. He's probably not even aware of the epic Nile Ranger threads on here, he'd just think we're a bunch of psychos asking strange questions. Would be fun seeing how he answered though.

Why not do something different for a change? Because I like sticking with tradition.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=superman That is fucking epic! Wor Ranger is already fucking epic. I've decided that I eventually (waiting to see if Ashley buggers off or not before buying something from the club shop again) will get his name on the back when I buy the third shirt.

Supposedly. And if he does, and get it accepted. I'll cream my pants in joy and cry like a little girl.

Yeah agree... was just watching it online http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11678_4113325,00.html Curry's a cunt.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=superman

:lol:

Beckham was quite good in his day tbh.

The entire country has a last name ending in -villi or -adze Just as the entire Iclandic squad has names ending with "son"

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c75/Kaizero/evillolz.jpg

"For me to sell this club, you will have to pay me.... ONE ... MILLION .. DOLLARS! mUAHAHA" "Sir, one million dollar is not as much as it used to be." "Oh.. Then.. One.. BILLION.. DOLLARS! Muhahahaha"

The only problem with this is that Ashley wont be attending, it was known even before KK quit. Hopefully the fans will protest so much that news will swiftly reach him. A couple of the rags are carrying stories of us being bought out tomorrow I'll cry tears of happiness if the sixth richest man on the planet buys us out from the claws of Fatty McWiseLovin.

Are people here actually e-mailing the contact thingy of Anil Ambani? I mean, I was sending a simple "Please buy Newcastle United. Cheers." to it, and I got back that it couldn't be received by them because " Error delivering to Contact/RCVL/RelianceADA; Router: Database disk quota exceeded." so somebody must be spamming it to not be able to get new mails, lol.

I feel like sending in screenshots of me winning the treble with Newcastle on FM. Then fill out the rest of the resume saying I have mad skillz at Spanish.

It wasn't like it said in the brochure.

http://gfx.dagbladet.no/pub/artikkel/5/53/537/537309/slavenb4_1212676840.jpg No chance though.

If they dare even think of putting Wise in charge I might just kill someone.

Even though I've been preparing myself mentally for this scenario the past days, I still feel sick to my stomach.

Fucking hell.

Still 200 pages short of "Realistic Summer Transfers"

sack the fucking mods? what will that achieve. We need to sack the admin, stingiest admin in the world, allthe other forums have admins that buy proper servers, but this one comes under a bit of pressure and it cracks. We should get in an admin with oil money, he would ensure that we'd get a canny good server. And possibly even better servers in a few months time that could be formed into a super-server.

FFS, the most interesting thing going on in this thread now is who will get the post to tip the thread into 100 pages. I'm just gonna go to sleep now, and hope I wake up to a proper announcement saying that Keegan is still in charge.