Kaizero

If you're gonna post something in another language in English, you should translate it yourself and post the translation along with whatever you're posting. And I doubt many from the club itself are looking on this site to see which players the members here think are good. Not that I disagree with Alanzinho being a good player, but I mean, seriously. If Newcastle would want him, the scouts would have been after him earlier on in the Norwegian season, not Per Ciljan Skjelbred, what ever happened to our interest in him by the way? If I recall correctly Rosenborg had confirmed scouts from Newcastle and other clubs had been watching him?

i can't believe we're gonna get over 2 million for him thats ameobi 2 million rozehnal 3 million emre 3.5 million faye 2.5 million over 10 million and quite a bit of wages, something that would never have happened in the old regime I'm all for the glorious new regime, and our benevolent High Leader, but surely some moderation is required here. This news practically guarantees Smith will stay, and his utter, foul, stenchful decreptitude far outweighs all of those benefits. Getting rid of a striker who can actually kick the ball into the back of the net, while you still have Alan Smith on the bench, seems to me to be tempting fate! I just have to admit I suppose, that while Smith is still on the playing roster (let alone the bench) I'm having a very hard time even turning the TV on to watch a game. I mean what if he actually makes it onto the pitch? ?? It may actually be possible that I still haven't recovered from the 40 or so beatings I took last year in having to witness the man in the toon colours. Is there some kind of rehab centre for it? Does anyone else wake up in cold sweats, screaming "Shoot man, Shoot! Why are you trying to tackle the ball when you have it? Stop tackling things. Stop! Start playing football. Aaaaarghhhhhh" Before I read the post or saw your username I just saw the part in bold, which made me afraid Harry-Norway was making a comeback on the site. Thank fuck for it just being you using way too many question marks.

Best ever from the ultras. That one always makes me break into fits of laughter as I hear it as the first part being just "spoken" out there, then a small moment of silence before "fuuuck"

Looks quite purple to me, maybe visit the doc to check for colour blindness?

AO: Tony, who are we buying? TJ: Sorry can't talk, i'm abroad, you know what the minutes are like over here. AO: Well, can you just tell me where you are? TJ: Sorry, what? Can't hear you Alan, i'm breaking up [rustles empty packet of crisps by phone] sshhhhchhshsh can't hear...signal weak...[hangs up] Twat.

Been thinking that recently myself actually. In Keegan I trust, and if Keegan trusts there's some ability in Smith that he can unlock, even if it's deep down inside him, I'm leaning towards giving Smith a second chance, viewing him as "new" this season and ruling out how completely utterly fucking shite he was last season. This of course will only last 'til he puts his legs on the field again and leaves without scoring. That's all the little fucker gets as a second chance from me.

Was a canny read that like. Still think that Keegan has the last say in transfer dealings though.

I think if we continue our impressive display from Old Trafford against Bolton we might get a spectacular win. Not the result itself, but the way it would have been achieved. I'd love to see what the press would come up with of "Bad Days at the Toon" headlines then. I expect a 3, maybe 4-0 victory, and us and Chelsea being the only teams after two rounds that have massively impressed in front of their home fans in the sense of style of play and goals. Call me optimistic, or insane, but I just have a good feeling before a game, for once.

Apparently he had been spotted out on the town the night before, if that makes a difference or not. Personally I think it's ridiculous to send home a player for something like that, rules or no rules, if it's a first time offense. I mean, why punish the nation's chances just 'cause a player slept in for something that was not even a training session? Would he have been sent home had it not been a friendly but a WC or EC match or important qualifier? I think not.

shame he`s not from Buenos Aires otherwise that song would work He is from: "Roque Sáenz Peña" which "is a neighbourhood of the barrio of Saavedra, in the city of Buenos Aires, Argentina"

http://www.vg.no/pub/vgart.hbs?artid=528771 Seeing how the article is in Norwegian and I'm bored, I've translated it. Now, I know this is not NUFC related, or even England related. But it still makes for a good question for debate. Should national managers, or even club managers, send home players who misbehave, or even just put them out of the starting team. Even if it's not something more major than missing a meeting?

Whats the code for it? Ooops, sorry forgot to add it in my post. Code: 1215892-198712

FYP.

is he? dunno ---------------Given --------Beye--Colo---Tayl Edgar--------------------------Enr --------Guthrie-------Butt ----Jonas--------------Zoggy --------------Martins Just the addition of Edgar to a formation makes me cringe and go into the fetal position.

I've made a league on the official Premier League fantasy football one if anyone is signed up there, or plan on signing up. League name: Newcastle Online

I'm pleased with Stoor, Hangeland, Robinson, Carew and Gamst Pedersen. I'd be high to think the rest could get me any points.

I got Alan Smith I'll not stand a chance in the league just 'cause of that tbh.

Champions - Chelski Champions League - Real Madrid FA Cup - Chelski League Cup - Chelski Top Scorer - El Cunt (Torres) Surprise Package - Newcastle and Aston Villa UEFA Cup - AC Milan Top 4 - The same, unless Arsenal crack. Then the spot is up for grabs by any of the UEFA Cup chasers.

Don't forget wor Dutty Custard.

Seen him a play a few times, looks canny. Nothing special at the moment though, but who knows what potential he has hidden under that ginger head of his.

Racist He's not even real man. He's science fiction. Just because they're science-fiction doesn't mean they don't have the same rights! Racist pig!

I now have Nile Ranger on my MSN "(8)NILE RANGER(8)STR8888888888888888 LIKE A BANANA !!!!!!!!!" "3 DRETTZ 3 BIG HITZ FREEDOM IS A MUST !!!"

You should see the other one, this thread doesn't reach that one to its knees.

http://www.goal.com/images/19351_news.jpg

He supermans that hoe. And the reason he got the sack by Southampton was that he was breaking into places and being a cunt.