Kaizero

I think the fact that Deportivo has just been assraped over 90 minutes by a Norwegian side has to be one of the biggest upsets this round.

Brann 2 - 0 Deportivo This match is a stormer to watch. Some brilliant play.

Brann 1 - 0 Deportivo, they are making a mockery of the Spanish side. Gotta love an underdog preforming well.

We are better than that, regardless of whatever happens off the pitch, we'll not finish *that* low. I'm still certain will not be haunted by the relegation ghost for the better parts of this season, and unless something drastic happens we'll be around 12th-ish. If on the other hand we FINALLY become more stable with off the pitch events, we still have time to push for a top 8 finish.

I've put a fiver on the Norwegian side Rosenborg to win it. Should be stuffed with cash for a few days if they do, or thrown away a fiver I could've spent on beer if they don't.

Honka are shite. Got pissed on and raped in every hole in last years Champs League qualifier by the Norwegian side Rosenborg. You'd win both matches with two digits I'd reckon.

I'd not be sad if he got appointed tbh.

I'd have twatted the smirking fucker as well. I think Fagan must have one of the most punchable faces in the Prem bar Ronaldo.

Never. There, I said it. What're you gonna do?

Nobody cares about Scotland, Ireland, Wales, France, Italy and Holland.

Nobody cares about the German league. I know hence why I said what I did, as we were third behind Real Madrid and Barca... Nobody cares about the Spanish league.

Nobody cares about the German league.

Only rule 2 and 3 makes any sense to me really, the rest could probably destroy the game as we know it today. And what the fuck is the writer on about with booting the offside rule? Was he high or something? It'd be like in grade school in gym when some kids would just walk up to the goal and the other kids would boot the ball as hard they could up to them. Games ended like, 20-18.

Why not just say it's an anagram of I Am Balls? Works better that way around imo.

FM-Tastic.

Only bright points of today has to be that Xisco was trying and trying and trying and when he finally scored it seemed as he was almost about to break into tears of joy, or he was trying to keep in a crap 'til the game ended, or something. Owen and Xisco are the only one's who gets a plus in my book today, they at least seemed to be trying.

How short is he exactly, I mean... http://www.chelseafc.com/javaImages/ad/31/0,,10268~3813805,00.jpg

I'd honestly not care how embarrassing it'd be. The joy from having the king back would be stronger than any embarrassment.

I want to believe they are meeting to settle stuff so Keegan returns. But I'm just not that optimistic, sadly.

SPAIN: Cunts. ITALY: Cheating cunts. FRANCE: Smelly cunts. GERMANY: Nazi cunts. HOLLAND: I look at Heerenveen's results from time to time. Their manager is from my town and my parents have known him for ages. NORWAY: Rosenborg.

Here we come Championship.

He is Irish. They're always after his lucky charrrrrms!

Come to think of it, I wonder how things would be if one way or another we winded up with Gazza in the dugout as our manager.

While on topic of songs sung by our Newcastle heroes, anyone else remember this one by Gazza?

Skjelbred is shite. So how come all of football Europe rates him as one of the brightest young midfield prospects?