Kaizero

Miler shoots, and misses. What a surprise.

I feel the only threat Coventry really has is Mifsund. We're gonna arse rape them so hard they'll never be able to walk again.

Ranger to superman those hoes.

I think we'll rape their arses from hereon out.

What's with the shite goal celebration? It's like "what the fuck, I scored?"

N'Zogbia! Get in!!

Need to get a power Ranger onto the pitch tbh

Howay the lads! Howay the Ranger!

Ranger boy off in this hoe Watch him shoot it Watch him score Watch him shoot that ball in goal Then super man that hoe

Youngster/Gangsta signed from Southampton. Also the reason for the creation of one of the best threads I've ever read on N-O.

Something with his ankle apparently.

Its an absolute joke that here we are, 3rd game of the season, and we have not one recognised striker on our books able to start a game. Since when isn't Nile Ranger recognised? He scores 4-5 games minimum in each game, 6-7 on a good day On a serious note though, we need to bring in another striker with the injury rate our current ones seem to be having,

I'm hoping for chants along the lines of "Ranger, Ranger, Superman that hoe!" if Ranger scores.

I should hope so, considering he's been fucking around in our press conference room with his mates.

Think that article came just before I sent a mail to Oliver, so there's still a chance yet

Tipped off Alan Oliver now

;D

I've sent in a tip to Sky Sports now

I'd suspect it's just to send a tip to Alan Oliver/Lee Ryder with a fake name saying you're itk and that you know Berbatov might come to Newcastle instead of Manchester United, throw in the image of Berbatov with the Newcastle shirt as well and claim he's a die hard fan. Surely I'd have to quote that sources close to me have suggested.... Things have been quiet on the transfer talk front at the Chronicle, I'm sure they'd swallow it whole.

I'd suspect it's just to send a tip to Alan Oliver/Lee Ryder with a fake name saying you're itk and that you know Berbatov might come to Newcastle instead of Manchester United, throw in the image of Berbatov with the Newcastle shirt as well and claim he's a die hard fan.

We've got Nicky Butt in our squad, since when have we been superficial?

Do you usually play football with women, or something?