Kimbo

Nigeria have looked really shit right from the start.

http://www.dvdizzy.com/images/d-f/disturbia-04.jpg

Ramos ruining the picture with a fucking selfie stick.

I think Bale wasn't happy not to start.

I bet he never plays for them again.

We could sell advertising space, rather that paste sportsdirect on everything for free. A club that is in the premier league most seasons having lower commercial revenue than a club that has been in the lower leagues since 2004 is spectacularly bad, there must be zero effort being put in.

I hate how people sneer at players making moves like this at the end of their career, as if it's some sort of embarrassing money grab. The idea of going to play football in Japan, or Mexico, or China, sounds awesome to me.

I nominate the contender theme tune.

Very corny. You may as well play Search for the Hero by M People.

If you're literally starving a pot noodle looks amazing, I suppose. Sometimes there's a thin line between desperation and optimism.

Even less likely than West Ham that one.

I wonder if one day it will click that running the football side of things badly has devastating financial consequences.

Losing him is the issue really, where he goes is irrelevant. Big difference between losing him to a top club and losing him to West Ham in terms of what it means for the club.

They're getting their fans pumped for for a fancy forrin name, but it won't be a top manager. That lot are full of shit.

This is just what the media does with West Ham. This summer they will be linked with several big name players, some of them they will apparently be favourites to sign, but none of it will happen.

This. Only a top 6 club would concern me though, not West Ham. The story was inevitable, West Ham get linked to all sorts of big name transfers and nothing ever comes of it, the press down there are right up their arse. I remember Neil Custis on the sunday supplement a few weeks ago asking the others why they get so much attention and no one disagreed with him, even journalists see it.

I've never really understood what international quality means.

Well it happens all the time doesn't it. Remember that time it happened to... err... Beckham, and... probably someone else in the last 100 years.

Well atleast I don't have to be supporting England this summer. I hope Southgate fails badly.

In opta's team of the season. Proof of greatness. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/05/15/17/4C48174B00000578-0-image-a-5_1526401150169.jpg

That Garry has been getting shopped about by his agent all season.

Barcelolona

He would probably do well enough as a wing back for a team that dominates every game, I'm sure it would limit him though.

I agree, I can see things blowing up for them next season rather than an improvement. Everyone gets sick of Mourinho after a couple of years.

Mark Noble is an absolute fanny.