Kimbo

The start of the season and I'm rooting for filth like Liverpool and Man U with a relegation battle in mind.

I think he would do a decent job for them tbh.

I find this show funny, just how serious they take the conversation and how astute they all think they are being. My prediction is that at some point Phil Neville's head will pop from thinking too hard about whether Coutinho might stay at Liverpool or something.

The Lazaar replacement we've been crying out for, or is he still around somewhere...

Just seems like a bad signing to me, but I'm often wrong these days.

Does therapy work on the terminally thick though.

Players like Kane and Alli can do what they like, who's going to complain?

That's the sort of thing Alli does and we hear that "that edge makes him the player he is". If you're going to do something to Alli go ahead, he deserves it, but try and be subtle.

He's never going to learn, he's got to go.

The ref can fuck off as well though after letting Kane off.

Sell him.

Alli is a right little scally.

That hair line is pretty far back.

The man is going bald so he shaved it off, IMO he should be commended for that rather than shamed.

I don't like Klopp at all, he's been unimpressive since he came to the premier league, he gurns and smiles when his team concedes, he talks incoherent garbage in interviews, and this summer he hasn't sorted out their defence or keeper situation.

Klopp won't be at Liverpool this time next year.

This defence

Jamie Carragher as commentator, lovely stuff.

I don't like indulging Chelsea's filthy loan habit, but hopefully he helps keep us in the league.

I thought penny was just a term for small coin. How embarrassing.

If Barca dumped the money on his lawn in pennies would that count as payment?

Joselu sounds completely uninspiring to me.

Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man City 3rd-6th: Tottenham, Man Utd, Arsenal, Liverpool Relegation: Hunddersfield, Swansea, Watford Overachievers: Brighton Underperformers: Everton Top Goal Scorer: Harry Kane Break Out Year: Danny Welbeck Season to Forget: John Stones PFA Player of the Year: Eden Hazard PFA Young Player of the Year: Kelechi Iheanacho Manager of the Year: Chris Hughton First manager to quit/be sacked: Paul CLement Championship Winners: Fulham Runners Up: Middlesbrough 3rd-6th: Aston Villa, Norwich, Hull City, Reading Relegation: Burton, Millwall, Birmingham Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 14th Top Goalscorer?: Gayle How will we do in the cup competitions?: FA Cup 4th Round, League Cup Quarters Will Rafa still be manager at the end of the season?: YES Who will be the first player to be sent off for us?: Shelvey FA Cup: Arsenal League Cup: Man Utd Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: Real Madrid Europa League winner: Sevilla World Player of the Year: Ronaldo Other: Where will Alan Pardew be managing at the end of the 2017/18 season?: Swansea Which player will be the most surprising pick in the England squad for the World Cup 2018?: Danny Welbeck Where will Sunderland finish?: 11th

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