Kimbo

Premier League: Winners: Liverpool Runners Up: Man City 3rd-6th: Tottenham, Chelsea, Arsenal, Man Utd Relegation: Everton, Forest, Bournemouth Overachievers: Brighton Underperformers: Villa Top Goal Scorer: Salah Break Out Year: Danny Welbeck Season to Forget: Ronaldo PFA Player of the Year: Salah PFA Young Player of the Year: Saka Manager of the Year: Klopp First manager to quit/be sacked: Rodgers Championship Winners: Watford Runners Up: Norwich Play-Offs: Middlesbrough, Huddersfield, Stoke, Sheff United Relegation: Rotherham, Sunderland, Reading Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 9th Top Goalscorer?: Wilson Season to forget: Almiron Who will be the first player to be sent off for us?: Shelvey FA Cup: Man City League Cup: Man City Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Inter Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Liverpool Europa League winner: Roma World Player of the Year: Salah World Young player: Pedri

That either means the next 3 installments total £7m, ie not counting what is already paid, or the transfer fee totals £7m. Depends on how you read it.

I don’t think ASM is productive enough to realistically demand more.

Everyone is always for sale.

Hudson-Odoi plus £20m please.

I think the top clubs are convinced the ESL is coming in the next few years. Same reason Chelsea went for so much.

Being a football journalist during the transfer window is either really easy or really shit (if you actually like earning your pay and don’t like lying).

I think Harrison could very well do better numbers than ASM, albeit less spectacularly. ASM has a lot to prove next season for me.

I’m sure Arsenal have been making big losses for years, but they’re probably going to spend well over £100m again this summer.

I struggle to see how it even is a debate, at least for a neutral.

Not sure Grealish knows what symmetrical means.

I love a surprise new signing.

£20m would be ridiculously good for him. They’re probably well off on the fee.

I think people are in desperate need of a proper link.

I think we’re more likely to sign Admiral Adama.

You’re going to be waiting for him to deliver his whole career IMO.

If Guardiola is favouring Grealish over Sterling then he’s a disgrace.

I’d be very surprised if PSG did business with us.

They really do think they won the World Cup don’t they.

I can’t say I’m too fussed about this, maybe I’ll change my mind in a couple of years. He didn’t look like someone that would make an immediate impact next season.

My difficulty when talking about positions is that I’m not sure we know what Howe has in mind. What he used last season might have just been the best he could do with what he had. At Bournemouth I understand he played a version of 442 a lot, with a bit of 343 as well.

No fucking way she’s getting 5k a month from OF.

I don't think Ake is good enough for them.

I’ll be happy if Pope turns out to be a genuine upgrade on Dubravka, but the fact he makes the England squad does nothing for me. England don’t have any top keepers and haven’t since… David Seaman? Sometimes they barely scratch mediocre.

The most overrated player in my lifetime.