Kimbo

I'm not even sure what you call a league that is below a pub league.

I just love seeing Joe Hart conceding goals, don't know why.

Just listening to talksport about this and it smells of noncery allegations, I expect we'll find out soon. It all sounds very strange and messy.

Tim Sherwood and Ian Wright talking about foreign coaches taking our jerbs on the debate. Fucking hell.

Could end up a ruthless humping this.

Definite red for me.

Hayden gets some bullshit yellows

Just realised we're home to Palace for their 9th game, we could be giving them a 9th straight defeat. Mouthwatering.

I love how fans often pick one player to get all worked up over, it can be so random sometimes.

20 fucking thousand, wow, I know they're being cunts but that's quite impressive.

Hodgson is an incredibly supple man. http://www.offthepost.info/wp-content/uploads/Roy-Hodgson-bunny-hop.gif

Do they even have enough change down the back of the sofa to sack Grayson?

I think Dann and Sakho will be decent together, and Schlupp can be ok. Milivojevic, Loftus-Cheek, Cabaye, Townsend, and Zaha is a decent bottom half midfield, and Benteke upfront. It's not too good to go down but it's not bad.

Aston Villa still being shit is the cherry on the cake.

Lovely to see Celtic getting humped.

:llorente?:

I think Palace will stay up tbh, I think they've got a half decent squad and Hodgson will probably get them playing very simple kick and rush football. I still don't rate him though.

I feel like the roof of that Atlanta stadium lets in barely any light when it's open.

Roy Hodgson, fucking hell. He was on that sky debate show recently saying he wanted another job, I bet Parish heard that and got all excited.

I don't know why I have to give such a massive shit about the Mane incident and Liverpool.

Proper slog that game, felt like it lasted 3 hours. Good defensive performance though, I hope Gamez plays more this season, he has a very reassuring face.

Lucky Ritchie, who does he think he is

He'll only get banned if the media kick up a fuss, but it's not even getting mentioned. He literally just kicked someone in the balls from behind for no reason, it's incredible.

Isn't it something like 95 premier league games since an opposing player got sent off? It's getting pretty fucking odd.