Kimbo

They've nicknamed a player that rolls around on the floor screaming over nothing "the guv'nor".

Fucking weird club that one

Fucking merry-go-round

Hogshit defending, Derby look an awful side.

McClaren wandering about in the stands looking bewildered.

Adam and Joe show was good though

Dive

Some people want keepers to be so coddled. Glove wearing cunts.

I hope the beaky cunt gets done for the first stamp and the elbow.

Hard man Zlatan had a little dive to get Surman sent off as well.

It seems to be there were two stamps, Zlatan had a little stamp at whoever tackled Rooney, then Mings stamped on his head, then came the elbow. Isn't it great not helping refs out with video replays.

If Ronaldinho did that you would never hear the end of it.

Diame got the skillz to pay tha billz

How the fuck does a professional footballer not score there

Steve Bruce will be available soon. He has that all important championship experience.

I don't mind that sort of shit being given as penalties as long as it goes both ways, but we don't get shit in the penalty box, even for the most blatant fouls.

I hate Gary Neville, why is he commentating on a cup final involving Man U.

I basically never agree with sackings at other clubs after that. I want them all to fucking suffer.

I hope they go down and don't come back.

Getting humped

Isn't this what clubs in Eastern Ukraine do? What an embarrassment.

Everything about this game is shit and embarrassing, including the desperate goons in the stands.

The whiniest commentary i've ever heard.

Commentator sounds gutted. Fuck em all, I hope he scores a hattrick then shits on the center circle.