Kimbo

Just seems like a bad signing to me, but I'm often wrong these days.

Does therapy work on the terminally thick though.

Players like Kane and Alli can do what they like, who's going to complain?

That's the sort of thing Alli does and we hear that "that edge makes him the player he is". If you're going to do something to Alli go ahead, he deserves it, but try and be subtle.

He's never going to learn, he's got to go.

The ref can fuck off as well though after letting Kane off.

Sell him.

Alli is a right little scally.

That hair line is pretty far back.

The man is going bald so he shaved it off, IMO he should be commended for that rather than shamed.

I don't like Klopp at all, he's been unimpressive since he came to the premier league, he gurns and smiles when his team concedes, he talks incoherent garbage in interviews, and this summer he hasn't sorted out their defence or keeper situation.

Klopp won't be at Liverpool this time next year.

This defence

Jamie Carragher as commentator, lovely stuff.

I don't like indulging Chelsea's filthy loan habit, but hopefully he helps keep us in the league.

I thought penny was just a term for small coin. How embarrassing.

If Barca dumped the money on his lawn in pennies would that count as payment?

Joselu sounds completely uninspiring to me.

Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man City 3rd-6th: Tottenham, Man Utd, Arsenal, Liverpool Relegation: Hunddersfield, Swansea, Watford Overachievers: Brighton Underperformers: Everton Top Goal Scorer: Harry Kane Break Out Year: Danny Welbeck Season to Forget: John Stones PFA Player of the Year: Eden Hazard PFA Young Player of the Year: Kelechi Iheanacho Manager of the Year: Chris Hughton First manager to quit/be sacked: Paul CLement Championship Winners: Fulham Runners Up: Middlesbrough 3rd-6th: Aston Villa, Norwich, Hull City, Reading Relegation: Burton, Millwall, Birmingham Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 14th Top Goalscorer?: Gayle How will we do in the cup competitions?: FA Cup 4th Round, League Cup Quarters Will Rafa still be manager at the end of the season?: YES Who will be the first player to be sent off for us?: Shelvey FA Cup: Arsenal League Cup: Man Utd Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: Real Madrid Europa League winner: Sevilla World Player of the Year: Ronaldo Other: Where will Alan Pardew be managing at the end of the 2017/18 season?: Swansea Which player will be the most surprising pick in the England squad for the World Cup 2018?: Danny Welbeck Where will Sunderland finish?: 11th

Lucky one

All the best players being attracted to Barca and Real Madrid isn't a great situation either. Personally I remember the days when the Dutch teams were actually seen as a threat, there were genuinely good teams from all sorts of leagues, but those leagues and many famous clubs have been crushed by the modern game. To me it is strange to complain about the talent being more spread out, I think football was better back then. Not that PSG jizzing money about is going to bring back the good old days when the CL was interesting.

From a footballing point of view I really don't find it a crazy move, yeah it would be better if he wasn't going to France, but if PSG go on to win the CL with him as the main man, then it will have been worth it. Plus he's already going down as a Brazil legend, which will be the main thing for him.

I don't know whether to be outraged at PSG's dodgy practices or to laugh because it's upsetting Barca and Real Madrid.