Kimbo

I want to know more about what strippers fannies smell like.

He wouldn't have performed well on To Catch a Predator

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God, I just think of all those posts on that Sunderland site talking of pride in the club, like they were being persecuted.

Maybe this will help

I honestly prefer the league cup to the fa cup This is bizarre, but I suppose some people prefer feet over breasts. I would love it if they got rid of the league cup, I resent having to care about how we do in it just because we haven't won anything in decades.

No chance this lot sack him. I wouldn't have hired him, I would've sacked him after his "12 games", and he has shown absolutely nothing to suggest he will ever do even an average job. I don't see any possible defence for him.

Football just becomes a job to a lot of players, I can't say that I wouldn't move to China for huge money if I was in my late 20s thinking about my last big contract, and at a club not competing at the top.

For anyone that missed it

is this cunt for real?!

I bet he expected a more attractive bidding war than Newcastle vs Stoke.

The club is riddled with losers.

I found that piece of Berahino incredible annoying to read. Remy though

I hope he is good at football.

What I would give a player like Solano or Robert that can actually deliver a decent ball.

I'm too demoralised by the shit quality of the game, from both sides, to care.

Are you an obituary writer?

They give them these plastic clapper things, they're fucking annoying.

Pelanty for me like

I don't expect any better from this "sport"

A dodgy refereeing performance in the most bent sport in the world.

Charlton is more likely to be used as a bung mule, just slip the bung in his pocket and send him to talk to someone at an event.

This is the worst 3-2 i've ever seen.

We really do deserve to fail.

It's not a form thing with Rooney, he's on the slide and will be past it soon, he's done physically. Teams always keep their biggest name players around long past their sell by date and then look back at it as a mistake, I'm sure that will be the case here. Kane on the other hand looks like he could be a good player for the next 10 years. Anyway it doesn't matter, Rooney will start if he is half fit, and it should really be his last chance as a starter in a tournament.