Kimbo

Corner turned!!!

I feel sorry for him, but it's a perfect kick in the balls for Pardew. Surely everyone at the club will now be looking at how sane the Ben Arfa decision was.

We don't have a 'system' Rubbish! “I think when we score it will be from a penalty or a set play or maybe a shot from the edge of the area or a ricochet. Hopefully.”

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastles-fabricio-coloccini-aims-dressing-room-3408929 Stumbled across that earlier, not sure if that's what you mean I think it involved a train, it wasn't a story that was in the papers, though it was around that period. btw I just voted no on that poll, the definition of futile.

Last season i'm sure I read about Colo having a bitching session about Pardew being a terrible coach, though i'm also sure I read it on here somewhere.

It's ok, we've still got Obertan and Gouffran.

Load of fucking shite.

I don't believe it at all, if they were seriously questioning him they wouldn't have sanctioned those 2 obviously horrible decisions yesterday, they would have told him to manage his fucking squad.

I don't get what some fans want from the sport, they've given up on success, they've given up on entertaining football, and now they've even given up on exciting individual players. They just turn up like Zombies hoping to see a ball bounce off someones arse into a net. What sort of football fan wants to see Gouffran or Obertan play over Ben Arfa?

Nah, they'll wait until the last game of the season. It's crazy that not long ago he was getting booed every time he stood up, nothing has really changed, but right now there is no pressure.

Fuck me, what a piece of shit our club is.

Why aren't Roma after Steven Taylor???

He was responsible for our worst performance at a World Cup since 1958. There's no reason whatsoever for him to be kept in a job. You performed as expected at the World Cup. England were never getting out of that group, sorry. Costa Rica on the other hand...

It never made sense to me, people saying he was Gosling's replacement, when Gosling only got games because Cabaye had left.

He should do the ice bucket challenge in an England strip.

This is what happens when you put no expectations on someone, he gets to set himself a bullshit unambitious target.

He's got some fucking nerve talking about professionalism the way he carries on on the touchlines, and he doesn't mind the other fatties at the club. Wankshaft.

Maybe she doesn't exist, or she's buried under his patio, or he is the wife?

I don't really care about the shirt anymore, with wonga on the front and that big patch on the back a good design would just be getting ruined, which would be more of a shame.

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We're back in the game!!!

Imagine how well backed we would be if we went 3 years without making any signings instead of 18 months!!! Plus we're still making a profit for the year. So yes, arse.

I think the 3 at the back isn't supposed to be permanent, 1 of the defenders is supposed to be able to push up and get involved in the midfield, so you need a really technical defender with some recovery pace.