Kimbo

Forget the bus, it's that oil tanker from Mad Max 2.

That's what I don't get, we don't need a Gosling replacement. If we sign a proper Cabaye replacement aswell wouldn't that make Colback 5th choice CM?

Hansen getting dumped on by Robbie Savage with the Skrtel comment, you can tell he's on the way out.

16:38: SUBSTITUTION- West Brom 1-0 West Ham "You don't know what you're doing," chant the West Ham supporters in the direction of Sam Allardyce. The big man's crime? Sending on Carlton Cole for Matt Jarvis. These old school British managers are great, if they're losing the only real tactical change they're capable of is sending on a tall guy.

It's more of a shit choice than a tough choice.

You can though, because he'll end up on the pitch ahead of better players. I've sort of convinced myself that Pardew will be sacked at the end of the season, which I'm finding in turn puts a slightly positive spin on most things associated with football and NUFC. Ashley sanctioning a signing for him wouldn't be a good sign. I'm assuming Colback would be his choice.

As long as we never play him.

It's frustrating when you hear about Villa apparently getting a takeover this summer. We don't get a sniff.

And Allardyce. Those two managers had Owen, Viduka & Martins (plus Smith ) to call upon. Those two managers would also see a summer transfer window as a great opportunity to replace him, our nugget wants to offer him a new contract now, it's crazy.

Incredible to think that 6 years ago he was on the way out and had been loaned to Stoke, if anything he has got even worse, or is atleast just as shit, and here he is. It's also no coincidence that it was Keegan that wanted to fuck him off.

Baines racked up the assists partly because they would hoof it up to Fellaini who would then fall over around the box and they would get a set piece, Pulis used the same tactic at Stoke. It was effective for both of them but I just don't want to see that shit here. To me Moyes isn't suited to Newcastle and the way we should go about things, but I am an idealist.

But to have them playing the style of football he has speaks volumes. It's like when Allardyce came here, there was an assumption that with better players and more resources his style would be a bit more sophisticated, but it definitely wasn't.

What's even more astounding is that people here are actually talking up the likes of Sherwood. Pardew's step twin after Moyes. No one is talking him up, he's just better than Pardew. Pathetic point scoring on here is pathetic at times. He's been a football manager for 20 matches. It's a ludicrous comparison. This is how I feel, he's an amateur that has only managed a club that has individuals than can cover up deficiencies(to an extent). He'd suck major shitballs here.

They have much better players. Sherwood and Pardew are the same sort of coaches to me, they're relying on individuals coming up with something, rather than creating a team through good coaching.

fuck me http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/730195/83987869.gif Actually that gif sums up his managerial style aswell.

I don't understand why people see the Newcastle board and Pardew as separate, he willingly goes along with their plans, he's an enabler, not some martyr figure.

old warrior???

fuck me

I don't get it, we hardly have any coaches, but we do have a lad in a tracksuit that follows Pardew around? What does he do?

It's also funny that our failings are now down to our french players being sold and injured, when last season us buying them was the reason we were shit. Next season when we get relegated they will probably revert back to "too many frenchies".

What a complete fucking nugget. I hate this idea that we should accept any shit given to us simply because we aren't getting relegated. Liverpool fans, and Carragher, threw a right wobbly over Hodgson, and he didn't give them half the shit Pardew has given us.

Next weekend they're meeting at the club again for a dance off, settle it once and for all.

But he doesn't know what to do on the training pitch to make attacking football work, he's just not a good coach IMO, same goes for the chuckle brothers, Carver and Stone, I can't see what they bring to the table.

IRATE FAN!!!

It's not like he has sold this story to the sun, he's a bloke that's told a story on the internet, it happens all the time. Personally i'm happy to know Elliot's a kernt.