Kimbo

I hate to be a negative Nelly but you don't just buy good players and get movement, it comes from coaching on the training ground. But if we get Gomis and Remy that should see us safe IMO.

But if Ronaldo spent his time holding the ball up it would have been a waste considering what he could do running at defences.

Pretty much hopeless as a defender IMO. I think if he is to have a future here he should be tried somewhere in midfield. Not really. He generally wins his one on ones. He needs coaching but hopeless is well wide of the mark I'm not saying he is talentless, but he has brainfarts, I don't think you can train brainfarts out of someone, coaches have been trying to do that with Bramble his entire career.

Pretty much hopeless as a defender IMO. I think if he is to have a future here he should be tried somewhere in midfield.

Being tripped while running isn't enough to bring someone down?

I've never been in favour of a move for Bent, but anyone on here could have told them that it would take around £6m and wages of around 60k to get him. If this is true then it's not that we're tight it's that we're playing silly c***s, pretending to be active in the transfer market.

I liked him aswell and felt he was harshly treated. I remember people rating Nicky Butt over him, which I found mental. Nicky Butt was far better than him in 06/07. But wasn't that partly because Butt was given the simple job of being a DM, while Parker was expected to get forward and create because he was considered the more talented of the two? I felt we should have stuck by Parker and I thought it was crazy how quickly people turned on him.

I liked him aswell and felt he was harshly treated. I remember people rating Nicky Butt over him, which I found mental.

That is not fit for purpose.

I haven't received a penny. You mean not yet??? I don't blame you for what you've done, but only if you have been paid.

Well I have stayed out of the transfer threads so far this summer because I know I'd annoy people with my pessimism. I just can't see anyone other than the desperate or bewildered being attracted at the moment.

This guy isn't signing, his agent will do his research and they will run a mile.

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Well he has no standing in the game, other than a reputation for playing like a shaved chimp, his credentials are shit. He's is the square root of fuck all in this game.

You honestly don't find this embarrassing? Not as embarrassing as having JFK there already. Well this guy is effectively his mini-me, or considering his height the Blaster to JFK's Master.

You honestly don't find this embarrassing?

What a bunch of fucking jellyfish.

My word.

Have they removed the comments section from that article?

Why pick them then you embarrassing cunt?

Wow, this new system is so dynamic.

The guy that's buying Fulham is probably mainly interested in owning real estate in London. There's non-footballing reasons behind most of these sales.

Surprised we're managing to shift this one. It's good to see one of our relegation rivals don't know what they're doing aswell.

Is he really going on holiday?

This would probably be a mistake, he's not a player Pardew is ever going to get much out of though.