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I don't want Liverpool and Manchester United to ever win anything ever again. I hate both of these clubs. I hate both of these managers. I hate Gerrard. I hate Ronaldo. Both clubs are vile. I only support Rafa in this because Sir Alex Ferguson needs to be taken down. Is a cancer that needs to be burned out.

Puygrenier is a great defender. Or, was for Nancy. Ya, very good player, much better than f***** Davenport. I remember it was considered a very big deal when Zenit signed him this summer, so I am surprised that he is heading back west this quickly

Rafa just expressing how the majority of opposition fans feel about Sir Alex Ferguson. But yeah, the press conference makes him seem mad. The lines about Fergie dawing up the fixtures and teams using zonal marking against United's staff were absolutely top class

Honestly, next year if we lose Given. Hardly think we're destined for relegation for goodness sake. Villa looked like they were destined to be a big club to face relegated only a few years ago. Football isn't static. Players change, managers change, etc. For all we know in five years, Newcastle could be preparing for their next Premier league fixture at Ibrox against Rangers or at the Vicente Calderon against Atletico fro our next Europe second divison fixture.

35p, a black and white stripey top and a couple of frog's legs and he's yours. Honestly though, if like Baggio says, he's available for around the £7million mark then i think it's well worth the gamble. As for player exchange, i doubt Redknapp would allow any players to leave aprt from maybe Gunter (good player), ghaly (good player but it might be better if he leaves) , boateng (s****), and maybe Bentley if you lot add some cash to the N'zogbia deal. Come to think of it, you might be able to get Dos santos of us, as it seems Redknapp dosen't rate him much. Can't believe what has become of Kevin Prince Boateng! Man ... KD do you really think he was given enough of an opportunity to settle and even show his stuff? I hardly remember him playing a game?! I remember seeing him play for Germany when he was younger, in a youth tourney, and he was an absolute dynamo. He was everywhere. Breaking up play and bombing forward to join attacks. Can't believe what has become of the guy. He really needs to get his act together though. The plan was that he was supposed to become one the best mids in the world, but if you look at what some of his age mates in centre midfield have already accomplished, he is far behind. Even someone like Guthrie is holding down a spot in a Premier League club. Kevin will be 22 in a few months and has barely sniffed first team action. And its the like of Jenas, Huddlestone, and O'Hara that are keeping him out.

I really don't want f***** Mido at this club. He is a cancer. He has been ineffective and caused nothing but problems at both club and international level.

Are we still linked to Pedro Mendes? I think he would be a great improvement over all our midfielders bar Barton.

I know I've been supporting Smith further up the page, but he is not a DM. The main job of a player in that position is to keep the ball. The best DMs in the world rarely if ever stupidly lose the ball. The best DM in our squad is definitely Geremi or Guthrie. Smith is probaly still ahead of Butt though, just as a player at this point.

I just think Smith's weaknesses were overdone because of the period for during which he played at this club, and the teams he was forced to play in. He's certainly no worse than Butt in my opinion and I think he is better than Shola, regardless of his goal "surge" earlier this year.

The Smith nonsense is heavily over done on this forum. He's not the most effective player, but the is not the putrid player some make him out to be. And for 6 million he has ended up being a better signing than Xisco, however depressing that is.

That doesn't even make sense. What the hell is going on?

If bloody Manchester City, the richest f***** team on earth, buy one of our top players for eight million units of the rapidly deflating British pound, I'll not know what to do. What, Shay is worth less than Craig Gordan? f*** off.

Nani is on N'zogbia's level. I can't think of what he consistently does well.

I'd rather have Bentley or Pvlychenko. Having said that, I'd rather have all three mentioned ahead of our strikers. EDIT: I meant Bent not Bentley. Thought we were talking strikers. Disagree with that post totally. I like Pavlyuchenko quite a bit, and think he will be a nice player in England, but I'd still have Oba and Owen over him. Bent is useless. Even Spurs supporters can acknowledge this. He score when it's on a platter, but 99% of the time he just falls on his arse when the ball comes near him.

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What has Zola done to be sacked.

I predict Spurs will win based on the sole fact that Kingson is keeper for Wigan. You know how gomes was terrible at the beginning of this season?....Kingson is like that all the time.

With what? Brass buttons? Do you for a fact know how much money we've got at the moment, or how much we're likely to have after sales? I'm well aware that our net spend in the last two windows wasn't that much at all (despite being way over-paid for Milner), but I still think we'll spend a bit. We have to. We don't want to let any players go, and Kinnear and Ashley aren't stupid, so I hope if the likes of Given leave that any net spend issues aren't used against them. Well even putting aside the money we'll be spending, the recent prices for Muntari (£12.7m) and Diarra (£20m) and the quotes for Defoe (anything from £15m to £24m according to the media) suggest they'd want silly, silly money for Kranjcar. Muntari-Inter Milan....Diarra-Real Madrid. I think that is the reason for the outrageous prices that have been stuck on these players. I think the price of a player like Kranjcar depends heavily on whether or not the traditional big boys and Man City are interested.

Antoher one I'd nominate is He Got Game. It's Spike Lee, so naturally it is overdone at times, but the film is overall very good.

The best sports movie ever is undoubtedly Space Jam. Fantastic on every possible level.

Fulham have the market cornered on ridicukously average American players.

You know I really need to turn on Google Safe Search. I couldn't think who Anne Robinson was, so I typed her name into Google Images. I have now seen a photo of Anne Robinson's exposed pubic hairs. I have also vomited. Honestly I was having a fantastic day up until this oint, but it has now been ruined by that horrific image.

Honestly, if made it sound as though Deco and Butt are in any way equal levels of footballers, I apologise. This is not the case. It is an affront to Deco's talent for that comparison to be made. Butt is one the worst starting CM's in a major European league ffs. However, I stand by the fact that Deco is a liability. He can't tackle, he gives little to no effort and he loses the ball constantly. He would look even worse here than he does at Chelsea now. Replacing Butt would Deco would be like replacing Shola with Ronaldo (the bigger one). Yeah he's a better player, but he would a horrific signing.

Kameni is a top keeper? When did this happen? I mean he's talented, but he's not on Given's level. Pretty prone to mistakes as well.

It really doesn't. You have not watched Chelsea this year. Currently, with Lampard/Obi Mikel/Ballack carrying him, Deco manages to be a liability who loses the ball and makes horrendous. If he came here, we would have Guthrie making up for his lack of effort as he repeatedly gave the ball away trying "Hollywood" passes. No thank you.