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Said he was looking forward to seeing Almiron today And that he'd only found out about Longstaff in the past few hours. I think he was saying hes only seen a few hours of him play, aka what he's played in the premier league. Makes more sense.

Said he was looking forward to seeing Almiron today And that he'd only found out about Longstaff in the past few hours.

Mad how looks in better nick now than he did for us. Turns out he’s in the Cameroon coaching set up these days. He does, aye. Embarrassing really.

Has Kluivert just rocked up this morning without having seen us play since he left or something?

Longstaff in this interview.

That was rough.

Nearly a third He's obviously been in the Blob thread.

Paints Benitez as the unreasonable one, too. Whopper.

Seriously tempted now. Not sure I could bite my tongue for 90min mind. Anyone have any experience of being an away fan in the home end at Wembley? I went to Spurs v Man City earlier in season and somebody shouted ‘get in’ and clapped when City scored. He got no reaction. This was in the upper tier - plus there was so many empty seats you’d easily find a block of 7/8 rows of nobody near you if you walked along which wouldn’t be as bad as being surrounded by them lot. I find out tomorrow if I can go in the box (wifes Work director owns one) - if nobody takes up the free spaces I’m allowed in so small chance my away end ticket will be up for grabs. Last minute I know.. Reminds me of that fat Leeds Utd knacker who got on the pitch then got a good hiding at SJP in the Championship. Hilarious stuff.

Oh, a decent American Good listen, that. Ridiculously excited to see him play now.

Press conferences are always held the day before a match, aren't they?

Howay man, lads. We can do feta than this.

Seriously tempted now. Not sure I could bite my tongue for 90min mind. Anyone have any experience of being an away fan in the home end at Wembley?

Well yes under him the club built / converted the current one and built the academy in 2003 (so well after Didi Hamman left) before that is was a joke of training in various other facilities the club didn't own. But it was in the main conversion with a few new bits added on not a new build facility after plans to build one in the east end of the city were scrapped due to environmental constraints. The east end site was where Walker School has ended up, wasn't it? No idea where Walker School is I'm afraid - tend not to head that way unless I have to. fuck off.

Well yes under him the club built / converted the current one and built the academy in 2003 (so well after Didi Hamman left) before that is was a joke of training in various other facilities the club didn't own. But it was in the main conversion with a few new bits added on not a new build facility after plans to build one in the east end of the city were scrapped due to environmental constraints. The east end site was where Walker School has ended up, wasn't it?

He did basically rip his hamstring in half on his 2nd start like, that didn't help. I heard he learned minimal English during his time here though, such a waste in the end. I was convinced he'd be a phenomenon.

I hear it was the fantastic borehole that swung it.

Course it's not, man. It's from BT's own channel and there's no actual match footage.

Moderating properly is for nerds. Drop the banhammer just for the craic.

He's a god amongst men. He could've made Ashley's life so much easier had he let him get on with his job with sufficient funds.

Simon Bird on Twitter summed it up. "You're a cunt" Will never get old.