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Trials for the first team coming up as well.

Where's this from? Ronny. In the Rafa thread. God forbid anyone has to read a link on the Chronicle. Also that article is absolute fluff.

Where's this from?

How's your asking 5000 for a 500 pound car theory coming along? Get back to me when you understand the difference between a theory and a metaphor. If you seriously think Ashley has been an active and serious seller for years then be my quest but I think you find yourself pretty alone in that corner. Because nobody has matched his price, not rocket science but seems a bit hard for you to understand. Unbelievably naive.

Aye, the improvement to the collar is the only redeemable feature there, like. Hopefully there's actually stripes on the back.

From the clip of him in Magaluf last week I wouldn't be surprised if he's finished as a pro.

We did, aye. The thick stripes of HBA fame. Classic certain Stif.

We've previously used a new kit in our final game of the season, haven't we? So it's definitely been announced sooner than this. Been a few years since we did that. We haven’t done it with Puma. We've definitely worn new away kits on the final day with Puma like. Not sure about the home efforts though.

Brighton one is awful, as is the PSG sponsor.

Fucking hell, man. If this actually goes through.

Strictly kosher. Get in.

Sane you say?

This would bloody happen when I'm not living in toon.

Gentlemen. Allow me to introduce to you the wonderful world of cognitive dissonance.

I know it's the Sun but it seems too direct a claim to make otherwise. I clicked.

Needs the spirit of Jimmy Hill in the top corner. "You'll do for me, bonny lad."

Currently sat on a train out of London into Kent. Charlton fans ribbing two cockney mackems the whole way. Their conversation then moves to the Championship and they're all in agreement: "Hardest league in the world!" Me behind them:

What a mess.

Arsenal have won the shirt cup.

Can we have a live stream pls? Sounds like everyone is fighting fit.

Managed to blag a free ticket to this so naturally we're gonna get tanked.

Amazing how good it looks just by hiding the gopping signage.