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Aye, because Saivet, Doumbia, Lazaar, Hanley, Gamez, Sels we're all great uses of funds. Not to mention the s**** that was peddled through here before. We may not spend big on players and signings, meaning our transfer failures aren't so costly as other clubs around, but we've wasted a fair share of budget on crap that's taken the side nowhere. We're currently footing the bill for to some extent or another for at least four senior goalkeepers ffs, likely still paying a cut on Sels loan, and wouldn't surprise me that Krul's contract at Brighton is being subsidised to a small extent. So potentially 6, near certain 5 Jury has to be out on the three loaned in on January, but on the face of it we've instantly written off fair few million on three players for less than half a seasons work. Clearly I'm going to get canned for stepping off the party line re: Ashley, but he can't be blamed for Charnley or whoever being f***ing inept at getting deals, and right players through the door. Guess him being in a job is down to Ashley, but whilst he's being dealt a bad hand to start with, him or whoever is running the club day-to-day doesn't need to start tearing the cards up into tiny pieces before playing. What an absolute rectangle.

Perez and Clark are bang on.

What a strange thing to say.

Really? I think it was too close to call in real-time and the replay showed it was probably onside. The lino has to give the attacker the benefit of the doubt there, for me.

Well that was a frustrating listen. Shelvey belts that in and we would've been high and dry.

I can't wait to see the diving little cheat HAULED off at half-time.

Every chance that he gets, he puts the ball in the net.

Least favourite is probably Martin Samuel. He looks like he fucking stinks.

HE'S NOT CALLED HUMPHRIES, MAN!

John Barnes?

He should take some English lessons first.

Just read McClaren's take on it on BBC Sport. What a fucking knacker.

Martin Dubravka, will never be defeated. Repeat for infinity.

It's most likely just not practical. The performance benefits only last a matter of weeks after returning to low altitude. Nowt stopping them using an environmental chamber though. I'd imagine some footballers already do this of their own accord.

Start Fitness used to sell the previous season's wares in their football shop but it might have gone for good now.

Didn't he kick off with an interviewer whilst at Palace once? Probably. He might stick the nut on someone again soon. He's such a terrible abuser of the English language.

f*** off did I. Sorry.

That's absolutely ludicrous from Aguero! He's found a glitch and he's cheating there, like.

Top nine I think, though not certain and can’t find the reference. https://www.premierleague.com/stats/top/clubs/total_scoring_att?se=79 Correct, sir. Palace and Southampton being the other ones.

He's part of the tributes on Sunday.

Where did all these new wassocks come from?