NEEJ

Stifler and his 27 other accounts.

What a silly little ginger cockwomble.

Worth revisiting it for the sheer ludicrousness of the whole exchange.

That spitting match between him and Evans, man. Pair of little freaks.

The Bishop stories are hilarious.

It's a really good listen, like.

Holy hell it's tight down there. Sunday is massive now.

Is that Slim and Mandoon?

For fucks sake man, Ando. Screaming "OOOHHHH... PAUL DUMMETT!"

Always grinning, man.

GET THE FUCK IN!

Where?

Aye, relax. He's there tonight. It would be a bit odd if he'd failed his medical.

Uselessu? Howay man.

Sounds like we're on top, we've got to make this count.

Who's letting Joselu take penalties, like? I don't care if he won it, he's never a penalty taker.

Fucking brilliant. They've just read it out on BBC Newcastle as well.

Apparently he just comes in, does some light training then fucks off home. Never does double sessions. Sounds like an embarrassment.

Is this Dubravka loan legit, then? Daily Mail ( ) are reporting it as a done deal.

Odious little prick. He used to cut his shirt collars off to make it look like he had a neck.

Howay man, as if they'd give a rat's arse.

Fat fucking vindictive hideous cunt of a bloke. He's here until he croaks it.

He can do that ridiculous celebration as many times as he likes as long as he's banging them in. Never thought I'd tolerate that.