NEEJ

Gouffran is absolutely bobbins.

I thought Atsu was massively disappointing tonight. He looks like he should have it all but rarely delivers. So frustrating to watch. Ritchie on the other hand. What a bloody goal!

It's a shame he's been Pardewed.

How can you not know that a retake was needed? It's absolutely staggering. Why didn't one of the other three officials pull him up on it immediately? Were they equally as clueless or just afraid to speak up? What a complete farce.

How did Lallana miss that?

Does it bollocks. Gayle and Shelvey to come on at 70 and win it. 90% of the first half sucked. Boo hoo. Just stating how it is We're top of the league, man. Following our games does not 'suck all too often'.

He's had far worse from the Marseille fans, to be fair.

After seeing that line up today I'm down to a 7.

What a result that was tonight. Wow.

Are you taking the piss?

5 of which are at home, which means we have a maximum 12 points left to play for. Playoffs here we come I'm afraid. What a rectangle.

He's an absolute knacker, like. He really needs to keep a lid on his temper as it's possibly gonna cost us points in the final run in.

Definitely.

I'm absolutely gutted he didn't end up with a yellow today. I'm sick of watching him chasing shadows all game and contributing nothing at all to our offensive play. Proper talentless coward.

That was one of the biggest non-events I've ever seen. Such a shite match.

He started like a house on fire, looked brilliant. In another era you'd refer to his spiral of form as being Pardewed.

Cheers lads.

We defended and scored 3 goals, that's about it. Sounds great to me. That Championship table is looking tremendous.

Missed the game but what a result. Can someone some up how we played please?

Get in, Notts Forest doing us a favour.

All in all, pretty positive.