NEEJ

Distance?

What a man.

He's a class outlet and we need to play to his strengths more often. I was bricking it when he stepped up for the pen. Chuffed for him.

Roberto Dummlos

Gouffran? Really?

Brilliant. How predictable that Ashley's little minions turfed them out in seconds though. Imagine being an NUFC fan and actually enforcing that as a steward, man? Little turds. Have you seen these days? They used to be fans, now they are just c***s the find on the outskirts of hell. Honestly man, at he Villa game a few years back I told one of them that taking the banners down was wrong, the c*** smiled and what teeth he had were f***ing yellow as f***. Honestly, you can't trust a man who can't be arsed to brush his teeth, let alone let him be in charge of safety. What? The stewards man. Last one I saw had yellow teeth man, if you can't trust a guy to brush his teeth how can you trust him to be in charge of ground safety? What is wrong with you? Can of worms. Opened.

Brilliant. How predictable that Ashley's little minions turfed them out in seconds though. Imagine being an NUFC fan and actually enforcing that as a steward, man? Little turds.

How's Gini not scored that, man? Go across the keeper.

Bent as fuck, man.

u wot m8

Still class.

That's class. One of the few things the club seemingly gets right these days is the programme covers.

Funny but nothing will beat his autobahn joke from MOTD 2. Is that the one where he made the face? Yep, it's perfect Oh god!

Just gave Alaska as an answer on pointless. The question? Name a country beginning with the letter A.

Relegation gains nowt unless Ashley goes. No PL money and less exposure for SD. I think he'd lose interest. He'd have shitloads of money from parachute payments and didn't leave last time. Hope you are right but he's far from predictable. How much are the parachute payments these days? Any idea? Hull, Burnley and QPR got £64m over 4 years iirc. Think it's changing though. An absolute drop in the ocean compared to the Premier League prize money. Agree - which is why we need to spend heavily this month. Really can't see it happening though. Surely even Ashley can see that his investment is in line to lose a lot of money and exposure for his beloved brand? It's absolutely staggering even by his standards.

Relegation gains nowt unless Ashley goes. No PL money and less exposure for SD. I think he'd lose interest. He'd have shitloads of money from parachute payments and didn't leave last time. Hope you are right but he's far from predictable. How much are the parachute payments these days? Any idea? Hull, Burnley and QPR got £64m over 4 years iirc. Think it's changing though. An absolute drop in the ocean compared to the Premier League prize money.

You'd hope so. Our fans can't be that thick, can they?

It's like when Pardew upped and left. They apparently didn't have a contingency plan in place because they're utter morons so they ended up sticking with Carver after McClaren said no. You'd think they'd learn but they're not interested in the slightest about external feedback.

As has been said already, I'd have no problem with a video official sitting with access to TV monitors and replays being allowed to alert the ref to any obvious decision they've ballsed up. Making a big drama out of the whole thing though is wholly unnecessary and reeks of Americanisation.

Genuinely thought it was Sunderland until I scrolled down and read the posts that followed and checked the badges.