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Bloody hell.

Great effort.

Moussa Sissoko is on his way to the Euro 2016 final, man. Bonkers.

What an absolute clanger by Neuer.

Here comes Tommen.

Lofty ambitions.

Can we have a Rafa one with "Come on, Toons!" on?

It's class, like.

They're probably at the academy with the development squad.

As an outsider, I always liked that badge. It reminds me of my favourite Villa badge, both are from about the same time and I remember this sort of style looked super modern at the time. Basically, round badges are f***ing ace. http://d22k6u99ay5z2k.cloudfront.net/monthly_2015_10/8194365381989cd70eb0c1dc604e1781.jpg.9ce5bd28cedb65540f3d2b0b749516f3.jpg That's very nice. It must make it all the more distressing when you look at the current badge.

Shearer was right, like. Those were some of the worst penalties I've ever seen.

Giggling away at that.

Does anyone know when the new website is supposed to be coming?

Unbelievable header, that.

Nailed on Terry's assistant manager if/when he ruins Chelsea. Hopefully he puts his superior IQ to use and distances himself from that mess.

Is Joe Allen usually this good (bad pass for the goal aside) for Liverpool? He seems like a man possessed when he's in a Wales shirt.

I also hope Lampard goes into management, he seems a very knowledgeable bloke and it'd be interesting to see what he could do.

Robson-Kanu?

Hal Robson-Kanu, the GOAT.

Shearer's so passionate when he speaks about England, like. Sounds like he really wants the job. I'd give it to him purely to boil the king's blood to the point he keels owa.

But for the abhorrent sponsor/crappy crest quality I'd be all over that kit, I really like it.

It's a massive shame he's not staying with us. He'd have developed far more under Rafa than under the charlatan at Palace but hey ho.

The lipless coward is such a cretin. I don't think there's another creature out there that annoys me as much as he does.