NEEJ

Look at how skinny he is against Barca, man.

Fucking hell they hate him. It's brilliant.

Still persisting with the shuttler nonsense, then.

Redonkulous

You got extremely lucky with the timing of your trip! Glad you enjoyed the city.

What a finish for the second goal today.

Get the fuck in Gini!

Those SD ads for Liverpool shirts are something else, like.

We should be making a sub or two at this time too. Running the risk of conceding the momentum and the match otherwise.

Joe Allen looks like he's been sleeping rough since he joined Liverpool.

Sounds about as noisy as a library on the telly, like.

I wish someone would actually question him on his unmitigated bullshit he constantly spouts.

Actually think he's been Barca's worst starting player over the start of the season. That said he seems to be the anti-Fabregas in that he gets gradually better as a season goes on. Admittedly I've seen next to nowt of Barça this season but when he's on song I just love his style of play.

That's for real?

Love watching Rakitic play, elegant as fuck.

Suarez, man. Proper radgepacket. Hope he gets a good hiding.

Messi's shirt looks about 3 sizes too big for him.

Looks like he's based his hairstyle on the shape of his chin.

Fair play to Leicester, like. Imagine if they win the league, man.

"I said 'This is what I'm good at.'."

Why are Salford on again? Surely there's another side in this round deserving of a much needed TV windfall? Murphy and Sinclair. Throw in Scholes' accent and it's an AIDS assault on the ears.

That makes two of you, then.

I'm happy enough with a blackout on all NUFC games for the rest of Ashley's tenure, tbh.

You must have made that up? That's what I thought, but it's true. http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/11/28/uk-soccer-england-cry-new-idUKKBN0TH0MR20151128 Maybe the reaction to the reaction will be to lose 8-0. Oh wow. The bloke needs psychological help and fast. That's Pardew levels of insanity right there. Bloody hell.