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Showing it for free on their showcase channel or whatever it's called, aren't they?

Based on what? We got tanked the last time we played a Championship side. We're absolutely bobbins.

Why's nobody following up that Mitro knockdown?

Jesus, that's horrendous defending so soon after the goal.

It's surpassed hundreds of billions, for me.

Nowt to play for, marra. Seriously though, anyone who took Pardew's side over this bloke's wants exterminating.

That Payet free kick, wew.

Absolutely embarrassing defending there from the free kick.

April fools?

Gan'on, Mick!

What a bloke.

Is a peodo a type of lizard or something?

That's a new low (or high, depending on your viewpoint) for Ryder, like.

Delima, is that you?

The Cruyff turn is the first 'trick' I learnt; it's impossible to be a football fan and not know his name. An absolute legend who seemed like a fascinating bloke to boot. RIP.

Ian, we agree. Forgot you had your weird disdain for Hughton. That was when you were a Chelsea fan wasn't it?

I hope he's done that just for the "crack" and not for a kid's competition, like.

Then missing an open goal header against Villa...

I like that he's done it without mentioning it as well. Class that, like.

The opposition were shit scared of him when he was running at them. We need to get him attacking teams and going for it.

You're talking absolute nonsense here, like, Neesy.

Give your head a shake man for f***s sake and stop making excuses for this heap of s*** regarding his age. Just look at Lukaku who's only a year older and light years ahead He's not a premier league striker in a million years. To be honest I'd give passion and take my shirt off and run around if I scored against them, doesn't detract from the point I'd be s**** for 99% of the game What an absolute pleb.

The best thing about Benitez's appointment is the fact he seems to have figured out (in 2 games) that this lad is absolutely bobbins.

I thought he was poor today, but that's probably more because I know what he's capable of. That said, he did make a few chances out of nothing, even if they rolled towards the keeper.

How is this bloke our manager, man? Literally had no interest in us staying up until he took charge. There's still hope and for that I'm thankful towards him. What a man.