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What time is the pitch booked for again? It's missing from the thread title/OP.

Scotland. http://i.imgur.com/wjANVCD.jpg?fb

I'm 6"2, quit worrying. I got this.

I'm 5"5.

This mouldies crack is still a bit disappointing, like. I'd argue you're at greater risk of injury wearing trainers on there, especially if it's wet (it is outside, isn't it? ). Plus a sole to the shins/ankle/foot is gonna knack regardless of whether there's moulded studs there or not.

Didn't Alan Shearer turn down more money to come to us? He wouldn't have if we were bottom of the league with s*** a s*** squad/ownership/management though. Totally. We were on the verge of greatness when he joined us. After Euro96, Shearer could have signed for any club in the world, but in no way would it have been us if we were propping up the league with a cockroach owner, a bunch of fantasists and half-wits for an anorexic backroom staff and a manager who has a decade of rapidly diminishing returns under his seven-follicle quiff. Hell, even Obertan would turn his nose up at us now.

Aye, I'm good for whatever won't kill me. You'll want to do a runner once you see the place/surrounding area. The food/smell is incredible though.

I hope I never have to encounter the other 20% in my lifetime. Scary people.

Dat pic though.

If nothing else I wish they'd give the place a good clean. The roof and windows are absolutely disgusting. Looks awful.

What exactly does he think he did at Toronto, like?

Great, if depressing, stuff.

What's the deal, then? 7-a-side? Also, mark Halycondaze down as a confirmed, Nees.

Shirts against skins.

Looking seriously impressive in those highlights, great to see.

Please stop doing this.

The problem is all the damage he did in striking fear into our players and picking them for being s**** has left a nasty stench and the fact that the downward spiral has continued and he left mid-freefall makes it look from the outside that we were doing better under him. Truth being we would be in this predicament no matter who we had. This is a weird twist of reality. He left and we've got worse. It isn't juju, it's just the facts. He left us in midtable and we've done our best to get relegated since. Other teams have terrible managers. Get in a better one and get better results. We've just replaced him with uninspired dross and the squad is weak. What a f***ing cringe. Pardew sends our best player away because said best player correctly thinks he's a complete c*** and there's supposed Newcastle fans bemoaning his departure and wetting themselves that he's why we've got worse? Aye you're not f***ing kidding he's the reason we've got worse. Get yourself a f***ing Crystal Palace season ticket and have done with it will you?

Nah there'll be bairns reading this no doubt. f*** 'em.

Started Gouffran, man.

They gave this man away. It's like the opposite feeling to Kevin McAllister thinking he made his parents disappear.

U wot m8

Was it last year in Brazil where he was wearing the most ridiculous shirts/t-shirts? They were incredible.

20% of people taking that poll want Gouffran to start if Colback is out against Man City. I really hope I was one of 5 people to take that poll.

If this happens then they can all fuck off. Every last one of them. I'm going to carry on as if this is just papertalk bollocks, which it most likely is, though.