NEEJ

Nee wonder I didn't make it.

Is that his genuine Twitter handle in the tweet? Looks like a pretender to me.

Early contender for worst post of the year. That's not enough. One month ban at the very least. Can ban me forever if they get relegated cause they blatantly wont Quoted for posterity.

Howay, reefatoon. We're all awaiting your input.

Looks areet there, but the lack of blue shorts make the socks look odd.

They truly are a strange breed.

Is that Nike stuff training clobber or actual kits? The Croatian kit is lush mind.

It's absolutely mental, man. I can't get my head around it. Apparently training has been absolutely fantastic and the the mood in the squad has improved beyond belief. The speed and the quality of the sessions so far is also apparently incredible. How do you know ? Just what I've been told.

It's absolutely mental, man. I can't get my head around it. Apparently training has been absolutely fantastic and the the mood in the squad has improved beyond belief. The speed and the quality of the sessions so far is also apparently incredible.

Aye, there's a lot of shite being spouted in this thread like. I'd have thought Townsend was one of the last players that would be in for fierce criticism for our current predicament.

I'm still struggling to get my head around this, like. It's absolutely mental. It's given me back the thing that I thought was lost when it comes to NUFC; hope. Genuinely can't recall anything like this, it seems like we've been starved of any enjoyment for so long.

What the hell is going on?

WHY WON'T ROB SCANLON'S TWITTER LOAD?! I WANT TO SEE RAFA THE GAFFER RIGHT NOW!

Aye, right. Yes we get it you actually like the manager for a change. But it won't change the fact that the players will not be motivated to play for this club as a result of how the hierarchy has treated them. Not even Guardiola could turn things around. I wish Benitez all the best, he is a very good manager, but this club is rotten beyond repair. Howay man.

I'm absolutely the same.

That's f***ing class!!!

Anyone put their house on it yet?

Some of the comments on there. Imagine writing something like this and thinking "aye, that's good, I should definitely post this." This girl has probably been rogered by plenty of 17 olds behind the skips after nappy night but she decides to grass this one up. More fool him for falling for it though. Hundreds of likes as well.

Absolute bottler.

Absolutely nailed by Slugheed.

I'd hazard a guess 10-11am as there is a home game on as it stands. 10-12 if numbers justify it with regards to subs. I'll have to be a maybe as I'm not guaranteed to get the leave. Hopefully it'll work out.

What time is this likely to be? I can't get leave from work at the minute.