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In what way? He seems pretty self-depreciating in his interviews, I seem to remember him saying he should have done better a fair few times.

Have you still got the same number? If so, reply to the text I sent you the other day, man.

Colback did do alright against Chelsea but I'd much rather he was unavailable. Obertan is our best nothing.

Robbie Savage needs his vocal cords ripped out and cremated.

A 'complete liability' and 'diabolical'. What? Unimpressive at times, maybe, but that's just mental.

New page Arsenal

How many goals has Lewandowski scored in the past week now?

This is is, like. If there was a consistent, quality alternative taking his place and producing the goods then you could almost understand their point of view. When you consider who was actually taking his place it absolutely beggars belief that people could actively want rid. Mental.

Where's that from?

Unbelievable, that.

Just watched both celebrations for the first time since the match. The bloke is an absolute loon.

THEY GAVE THIS MAN AWAY!

When Perez gets the ball time seems to slow right down, I love it.

I'll play. No idea how to get there mind. South of the water is dirty forrin land for me.

Absolutely love this lad already. He seems like he actually gives a shite and it was great to see him trying to gee up the crowd.

Terrible today. He genuinely looks like he couldn't care less.

Playoffs. Oh no you didn't.

I was hoping people would have seen his quotes. Everything he said could so easily have been about Pardew's time here.

I have to say, this attack on Pardew from Mourinho is a bit out of the blue.

As s*** as he was against Watford, he was our best player vs Man Utd and Arsenal! I look forward to posting on here after his hat-trick and our clean sheet tomorrow He's been on the decline for years and is extremely unreliable. It's embarrassing that he's still our captain after all that has gone on in the last couple of years. Any other club in the country would have replaced him sharpish yet we've extended his contract. It's blatant stupidity and tells you all you need to know about McClaren's judgement (sadly) if he made the call.

I've taken my brother's ticket for this.

His contract extension is one of the worst signings in our modern history.

You cunt. I hate Sean Bean now.