NEEJ

Nar?

Think I've drank too much tea. Can't stop urinating.

You'll be areet, Ian.

Ians if possible.

Laurent Robert.

Takes so much shit, man.

Why was Neesy removed from the B team?

Gotta be allowed into the box at the soccerdome, like. No scoring in the box though, obviously.

Crab football.

2 bites, that'll dee.

He's genuinely ill in the head.

Get the metty you lazy s**** lol. I am getting it from Walkergate. .. Not sure I trust myself/the metro to get me to the Soccerdome by 9:45 like. It's a canny hike to Wallsend metty from my new digs as well. Where are you stationed like mate? I'm not far from your old place now... Waallsend, unfortunately.

Neesy was on the B team. What happened?

Get the metty you lazy s**** lol. I am getting it from Walkergate. .. Not sure I trust myself/the metro to get me to the Soccerdome by 9:45 like. It's a canny hike to Wallsend metty from my new digs as well.

I've never used them but I'm pretty sure they're still there and free to use.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29527838 Price of Football calculator 2014 How much will you spend supporting your team this season? The cost per goal for NUFC is appalling.

Would anyone who's passing/travelling from Wallsend be willing to pick me and Bo up? We're both peasants who can't drive.

How not? They aren't blades. Is it hard astroturf? That isn't what 3G is. Don't listen to these dafties. Mouldies are absolutely fine. It's only metal studs/blades that are banned.

Man City's online TV section is brilliant.

It's a 5minute sprint through the Meadow Well.

U18s drew 2-2 with Man City. Further evidence that Pardew has had massive success with the yoof at NUFC.

Ref is massively out of his depth, it was never a pen then he let the whole Brasil side shove him about. I'd have sent Neymar off if he went on like that with me.

Waddle can't even say penalty correctly. It's hardly surprising he's rallying for Pardew.

Looks like he's retained most of those lovely biceps mind. Get well soon, Jonas!