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Irrelevant so you say but we have no decent striker, no one up there to keep the ball And what f***ing good is that crock going to be? BUT HE'S A GEORDIE MAN! my point, some spirit up there I hope you're on the wind up.

Irrelevant so you say but we have no decent striker, no one up there to keep the ball And what f***ing good is that crock going to be? BUT HE'S A GEORDIE MAN!

And gave away two options for nowt.

That's what they were formally known as in toon, weren't they?

Palnese doing his best 'I love cloggers' routine.

I thought people were defending Allardyce as a non-bellend, there. Carry on.

He kicked Gerrard up aheight before as well, so scores massive bonus points.

We gave this bloke away. It's fucking mental and an absolute disgrace.

If he said the first bit about Obertan that's right up there with the worst things he's ever said. Almost matches "Thank god we're not in the Europa League again." His exact words re Obertan. He was absolute garbage during 11/12, as he has been the vast majority of his time here. What a moron.

If he said the first bit about Obertan that's right up there with the worst things he's ever said. Almost matches "Thank god we're not in the Europa League again."

So depressingly true.

Lloris has scary, dead eyes.

Can't believe Tyldesley shouted Geronimo! before. Actually, I can.

I hope Pardew didn't see that.

But Cabaye.

Johnson's back to turboshit Johnson again, great to see.

What a load of pointless guff.

What a knacker.

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Raully?

There's a photo in that album where I'm on the ball. I've studied it for a good few minutes now and I can't work out what the hell I'm doing. Looks like I'm about to have my head taken off by one of team C.

Slim I think. He's gonna build a cabinet for it.

Final whistle goes, Stone jumps to hug Pardew, Pardew grabs him viciously and looks like he's trying to slam/finish him. It's just weird.