NEEJ

Remember the coverage our relegation got? I'm starting to think he'd absolutely love it.

He's taking the mickey out of us, man, as if that wasn't already glaringly obvious.

Loved that montage at the end of MNF. It feels like the end is nigh.

He's an absolute nothing footballer.

URM

Why doesn't he just quit? He looks ill. What a ridiculous position to put yourself in.

Tough place to come, Stoke.

That was definitely a sarcastic clap towards the fans, like. What a detestable bloke.

Colback.

Fair enough.

Is there a more punchable face in football than that of Jason Roberts?

Think I read it was around 40 more passes than Thiago who held the record. When you do the math it's quite mental. More than 1 pass every 30s. Wonder what's Xavi's record for us. Can't find it besides one game where he got to 183. We just letting s*** like this fly now then? Saved me from quoting it. Dirty Americans, polluting the English language. Aye, dirty yanks! I don't blame you, I blame them.

He was responsible for lerds of gerls, man. Lerds. Apparently.

Venables would be a massive step up compared to this fraud.

Think I read it was around 40 more passes than Thiago who held the record. When you do the math it's quite mental. More than 1 pass every 30s. Wonder what's Xavi's record for us. Can't find it besides one game where he got to 183. We just letting s*** like this fly now then? Saved me from quoting it. Dirty Americans, polluting the English language.

Inter ya Mar. Hehehehe

What a fucking goal man.

What a header that was from Alcacer for Valencia.

Prepare to be prontonised.

I hate how unattached I feel watching this. Literally don't care.

U wot m8

That was one of the worst shots I've ever seen from Armstrong.

Abeid off.

Pearce won't let that go, like. He's determined to see Colback get man of the match.

I still can't get over the sweat patches on this kit. It's horrific.