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He knas exactly what he's doing, like.

Mourinho.

Not enough anguish for that.

Bravo, Jordan.

Their kits are to be made by Sondico as well. He's like a rash.

Bet Pardew was frothing at the gash watching Chelsea tonight.

Fair play. Good article, point very well made.

Haven't we only won once from a losing position in his whole time here in the league? Stoke at home? Do I just have the blinkers on? Nah, we won 3-2 at home to Chelsea last season despite being down 1-2. And 2-1 at QPR after Rémy scored a pen.

Haven't we only won once from a losing position in his whole time here in the league? Stoke at home? Do I just have the blinkers on?

I won't be buying it because of the Wonga logo, however I'm always intrigued to see what a new shirt looks like, and with rumours of it not being Puma thats a plus a well. Which rumours? It's Puma again, man.

Triumphing by brave defense. Pardew got the wrong end of the stick, the fucking halfwit.

Harper is the most laid back man in the world.

46 points though.

Is he the thickest footballer to play for us in the Premier League?

Absolutely bobbins.

They'd beat us by the required margin regardless. I say good for them if they win the league.

I couldn't give two shiny shites about this lot. Fair play to them if they stay up, they'll have had a far better season than us.

Cacka.

Obese. I watched him slide up the stairs to his seat today. Disgusting stuff.

He makes absolutely no sense. Everytime he speaks it's gibberish.

I for one would be honoured to see a bloke imitating a stereotypical paedophile become our manager.

Seriously man, Stifler, you're fucking nuts.

If he is i'll be watching it on the radio. You can't watch it on the radio, you listen to it on the radio. http://i.imgur.com/aQsVmr7.png No it wasn't, you cocked up Bimpy, admit it, you haven't made such a clearing error since you said yes to your lasses advances. I swear i did that on purpose but you're right, being attacked by a maternally horny gorilla doesn't do much for clarity of the mind. Think yourself lucky mate, you could be hitched up with my mam, she'd make your lass look like Kate Moss in comparison, she'd eat you up in more ways than one. U wot M8? I'm trying to say Bimpy could have it worse and be hitched up with my mam instead of his lass. U wot m8