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If he is i'll be watching it on the radio. You can't watch it on the radio, you listen to it on the radio. http://i.imgur.com/aQsVmr7.png No it wasn't, you cocked up Bimpy, admit it, you haven't made such a clearing error since you said yes to your lasses advances. I swear i did that on purpose but you're right, being attacked by a maternally horny gorilla doesn't do much for clarity of the mind. Think yourself lucky mate, you could be hitched up with my mam, she'd make your lass look like Kate Moss in comparison, she'd eat you up in more ways than one. U wot M8?

What's gannin on?

What is he doing with that team?

Dat YouTube compilation.

Yes.

Not a patch on the David Wheater one from a few years back. "I know you love this club.".

Probably true to a point. The club don't value cup runs or a second tier European tournament because they don't generate enough revenue. They've made that clear. I'd bet you Ashley would bite you hand off for a bit of the champion's league money, though. I think he wants us to improve, but in very specific ways, on very specific terms. This summer is the big test. He's taking a more active role in the club so here we'll see what his intentions are. If it's just more of the same then I'll hold my hands up and admit defeat. No ambition, no desire to be anything more than mid-table. If we invest then I'm sticking to my guns. Early indicators, with the upgrades to the academy, are that he's going to double down on youth and try to get the best out of kids as offering value for money. I like that prospect. It was great seeing the likes of Bassong and Krul come good. As a fan I find that exciting. Agreed. A more sensible management structure is in place for making decisions, Pardew must know who needs to go and where the team needs strengthening If you believe that bit then you need help. Or you're a massive WUM. This bloke bought Obertan and Rob Elliott for Christ's sake.

Gan on, Heza.

We all know we don't have a team full of world beaters but we shouldn't be getting tonked each game either, that's inexcusable. It also doesn't force him into starting Shola. That in itself is an offence worthy of the sack in my book. There's also the headbutt. I suppose Ashley tied his hands and caused all of that, too.

GAME ONNNNNNN!

Never thought I'd say this but I agree. I'd also base the England team around the Liverpool lads.

Every pass from Liverpool goes forwards. Brilliant to watch. If only we could move the ball half as fast as they do.

Dat plateau.

You do realise this is the local paper and nowt to do with The Sun? I don't think he realises which day it is.

Ince forever sounds like he's about to burst into tears. It's so annoying.

Terrible challenge.

He started off so well, seemed like he was about to let rip and then came put with the usual 'critic' guff.

Charlie Nicholas talking absolute rubbish about how Pardew has had his hands tied.

He's either openly taking the piss out of us or he's mentally ill.

You're actually deadly serious, aren't you?

Oh good Aye, I wouldn't want that criticism to cause us to concede another goal on top of the 3 or 4 we normally ship.

Depressingly, I agree. I don't want any member of the coaching staff or playing staff receiving a bonus because for the most part this season they've been a disgrace.

They've killed the club. They've actually killed it. Despicable cunts.

Damning.