NEEJ

Looks about 30. Looks absolutely no different.

Why do any of you listen? It always sounds absolutely horrendous.

This'll turn out to be our worst transfer window in living memory. Worse than when we bought no one. I don't think we'll recover from the damage this will cause for a good few years.

Welcome to Newcastle United.

Abhorrent.

Failing to provide details of who was driving when caught speeding. Just googled it there. http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-25242719

It wasn't drink driving, it was driving without insurance wasn't it?

:popcorn:

Aye, let's not bother trying to find a goalscorer or a decent centre-half. Let's get rid of our most talented footballer instead.

Would be glorious. There's no chance that little snake David Craig would allow it though.

Cowatez.

We're gonna be in deep shit by the time the January window opens. Beggars belief.

Damn those sovereign states!

Shouldn't this thread be locked?

Left Lovren on the bench instead of Davies.

I wish Sterling would open his mouth when he speaks. Looks like he's had his jaw wired shut.

Did the commentator just call him Luis Enrique?

Mark 'obviously' Noble is doing my nut in.

The defending on their second was disgusting.

If he's preaching shite like that then I don't care.

He's definitely not a winger.

He'll be nothing but a failure in his current role here. Pumping long balls up to him is pointless when he doesn't win the majority of headers.

Pointless is the best description of the bloke in his current use under Pardew. He offers absolutely nowt.

He's massively hindered by our complete lack of movement. Put him in a side full of movement, or at least some, and he'd thrive.