NEEJ

Howay the B team. Have we got no subs now?

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20141006/five-on-tv-for-united-in-december_2281670_4198475

Howld on, he took Cisse off?

Ayoze with his 5 minute cameo again here.

It's embarrassing, man. It's frightening to think what must actually go on in training.

Give over, man. It's an awful record that needs highlighting.

Surely not? https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=485772394898703&set=a.133254570150489.28997.100003978392800&type=1&theater So pathetic What the fuck is that?

Just the one sub for Team B then. I hope you're all fighting fit.

He'll be here 'til his 5 year contract ends. No doubt. Pure

I hope he follows Pardew out the door.

Arsenal? Good luck with that, Cheik.

They're so obsessed.

Free kick was it not? Remember him banging one right into the top corner at the Bridge. Fugazi's on about the half-volley from about 25yards out I think. He scored a ridiculous amount of brilliant goals.

Bit daft there from MYM, mind.

Where's Santoon?

It's making me angry seeing him make tackles like that. Pardew is beyond moronic.

Really nice goal from Flip's boy.

Just had a look through his goals. He scored some absolute screamers, it's amazing how he just dropped off the radar and forgot how to score goals.

You recon the extra coverage is worth £70m? Expensive ad campaign that. Depends if at that point he just cuts his losses and does one.

Remember the coverage our relegation got? I'm starting to think he'd absolutely love it.

He's taking the mickey out of us, man, as if that wasn't already glaringly obvious.

Loved that montage at the end of MNF. It feels like the end is nigh.

He's an absolute nothing footballer.

URM

Why doesn't he just quit? He looks ill. What a ridiculous position to put yourself in.