NEEJ

Love watching Barkley play.

A burnt knee following a slide on a 3G pitch. Ow.

Was that Vauxhall advert filmed entirely up here? Looks like all it features are Tyneside landmarks.

these? http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-r8o3J74VyOg/U24GUR9syoI/AAAAAAAAPwo/hakHvYccweA/s1600/Adidas+Nitrocharge+2014+World+Cup+Boot+(1).jpg Aye. They've consistently produced ugly boots for a good 6 years now. Even ignoring the ridiculous patterns they're still horribly designed.

Those new Adidas boots are disgusting. Why, man?

Someone's gonna get crocked here.

Honduras possibly have the world's worst crest.

What did Gary Neville just do there? Looked like he was dancing.

Milner centre-mid.

He's just had their lives. What a bloke.

What the fuck is this man? What the fuck?

Sweatfest. This is brilliant.

Hard to when it's s*** tbf Jerusalem or Land of Hope and Glory would be better like, but I still like ours. Both of those would be infinitely better.

Hard to when it's s*** tbf Aye, it's absolutely horrendous. If there is a God, out of all the people in the world I'd want to save it wouldn't be that wrinkly auld woman.

It's difficult to be optimistic about any signing when you remember that Alan Pardew will be managing them.

I revelled in scoring against my dad as a kid. Didn't mean I stopped loving the fella. If he does well for us, you'll welcome him in time. If not, he'll be gone soon enough. No idea if he's signing or not, but good luck to the lad if he does. God knows we need the bodies. Howay man, that's a ludicrous analogy.

Unless he's going to transform our midfield into one of the league's best then he'll have no support from me and I hope he gets the dogs abuse on his debut. How some people can want to get behind him is beyond me. He openly told the SJP crowd to 'shush' after scoring against his boyhood club. He then posed for a photo celebrating the 0-3 with Dozy. What else would he have to do to evoke a little bit of rage from those defending him on here?

I'm willing to bet the actual kit will end up being even more hideous than that one.

What a fat mess. Look at the clip of his cheap shorts and socks, man.

Was applauded when taking corners and when he came on, with the occasional boo. Did he acknowledge it? Remember him getting pretty vitriolic receptions years ago, and a few arguments breaking out with the odd person clapping, then largely ignored, never seen him get a good one, but glad to hear it. He seemed oblivious to it, I thought. I think the reason the crowd was so placid towards him was because they were so focused on berating Pardew. I know I was.