NEEJ

u wot m8

Dude directing this game tonight doesn't skip a single replay in Fifa.

Spaniards and their obsession with camera angles and replays, man.

Was it Brett who said this lot were boring to watch? Fuck off man.

Who was that who took the pass from Lambert just then? Rodriguez? Ridiculous take at full pelt.

Imagine if 2011/12 Cisse was back.

Bloke in front of me refused to clap him onto the pitch, declaring he was absolute shite. Didn't say a word about Ben Arfa after the goal like. Not one bit of praise, the auld cunt. Someone behind me also said he loved Pardew because he's a passionate bloke.

That was one of the worst performances I've seen from us at home when you consider how cack they were. We're mind-numbingly boring.

Wew, Ben Arfa gets on the pitch and creates something. Carver/Pardew is a genius.

We must have the worst movement in the Premier League. It's disgusting.

I wonder when the SJP roof/glass was last cleaned. It's fucking minging.

Made a complete mockery of the best left back I've seen play for Newcastle too.

Fat fucking cunt.

Also very boring. Also a bit tiresome. I like it. It's absolutely bobbins, man.

Why? He's as miserable as they come.

Bet the Hull fans will be gutted if that's the case.

What a moron.

Armstrong needs to shave that thing off his chin like.

Can we wire Sissoko up with an earpiece? Someone can make his decisions for him.

Leatherface.

We're losing our grip on the league title here.

No clean sheets in 14 games.