NEEJ

Makes you angry seeing simple, quality designs like this.

The swoosh just looks plain wrong on the England shirt though.

Some lad from Wilshere's junior club.

Just saw Di Canio's post-match interview. What a crazy man. Genuinely disturbing how nuts he appears to be.

Meh.

Even worse then.

On the plus side though, I can't wait to see how this bloke develops. So good on the ball.

This bloke is a fucking arsehole. Gouffran subbed at 70mins again. You couldn't make it up.

I'd fucking give him away. Disgusting footballer.

Hard as nails? It's a bit of leather, not a brick. Bit of leather? It's a bit of plastic at best.

Ben Arfa against Villa at home. Simply has to be.

I didn't feel compelled to stay behind and wish him a nice farewell. He's contracted for 3/4 more years for fuck's sake. He's made his hole, now he has to deal with it.

Ah, those goalline clearances. Like the Bellamy free-kick. Oh, hang on.

Krul just tweeted about Simpson playing his last game today. Ended it with #new-ars.

Who's that like? Giggs?

Remember when Predators used to resemble actual football boots?

Exactly. Than a life changing amount of money for rank and file staff. Nah £4,000 is a life-changing amount of money? Dave is a civil servant. 4 grand is peanuts to him. http://i.imgur.com/E7CLmR1.png

If I was gonna get any number, it would've been 32. Loving the Robert love.

Ashley's still got his fat man jeans on.

Proper manc as well.

Are we expected to have numbers on our shirts?

It's got some blokes Twitter name in the top left hand corner man. There's also a Nike football in shot.

Shola starts proceedings off.

Wayne Rooney has only went and turned up at #ColosParty