NEEJ

A SHOT!

BELIEVE!

He's just a block trying to dry his laundry outside the box. Leave him be people.

No chance.

I've got visions of five of our lads colliding, landing in a heap and completely out of the game while Stoke hit us on the counter.

Have to say, I'm curious to see what this different option is that we've came up with.

This one's got me creased. http://fourfourtwo.com/blogs/backofthenet/archive/2012/09/03/botn-carroll-now-photosynthesising-proud-west-ham-report.aspx

Pardew or Bimpy?

Always one player away from Barca's level mate. It's what all Geordies think apparently.

"There shitting there kegs." Impressive misuse of there, twice, in the first sentence.

Hopefull Ince tells them where to go after once declaring him not good enough for them.

Stoke at home.

He's got poor technique when he kicks, resulting in him slicing the ball way more than he should. He hasn't improved in that area since he first broke into the side.

Fucking bewwws from me on Monday night now.

Lazio fans at it again tonight apparently, with more racist chants.

Dunno how you lot can sit through 90mins of the mackems. It's bad enough having to watch us each week.

They've already stopped him playing for one ridiculous reason. Might as well go nuts.

The only Hagi I can remember was Mustapha Hadji, unfortunately.

Who is he and where do they play?

Suarez scored a wonder goal against us didn't he?

Here you go . . . . http://www.stinkypalace.com/img01/midget-football10.jpg Holy shit.

Can't wait until he scores. He's gonna go nuts.

Why didn't he just boot the ball and give away a free kick?