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Quoted for posterity.

Aye BuT he ShUdnt Evn NamE a bencH if hE WoNT mAke SuBS!

Sandro's valuation going up after his ban.

Flag this please @Heron

Where's this little nugget of info from?

Leave them alone, YFDC.

If he'd put that next chance away before half time, man.

We've accelerated our development by 9 years in the blink of an eye. Absolutely miraculous stuff.

Give your fucking head a shake, man.

Looking forward to the Tyneside! display against Man City, like!

Difference being AG actually has the quality to back it up.

Deeks the previous page

Did it twice!

I think the thing that gives him the edge is that the opposition want to actually hurt him as well, so he not only draws them in, he has them absolutely committed to wiping him out.

Imagine you're 2-0 down to your local rivals having just dropped a clanger and he's doing that in front of you in your own box because he's forced a goal kick. Absolutely unhinged.

Always had it. My gaffer.

Nerves just kicked right in as I read this. Forgot how much I hate a derby day.

Assuming you'll have read The Farther Corner?

Worrying. The Guirassy isn't always greener.

We'd be absolutely livid if they did that at SJP. Can't believe someone's actually signed all that off.

The current interpretation is about as anti-football as it could be. Cf's amendment would be a huge positive for the game, IMO.

If that drum gets in

It's infuriating. I'll never agree with it in its current form. Offside by a toe or a shoulder, man. Fuck off.

His flat out refusal to use his right peg is really winding me up now, like. That opportunity in the box he had last night wasn't even a difficult pass to make. You swing your weak foot at it and it ends up somewhere dangerous in the six yard box. Instead he cuts back, gives their back line a chance to reset, and worsens the shooting angle before fluffing the effort.